Johnk

A massive fucking gimp who is shit at rocket league and gets boners in changing rooms

Johnk is a gimp

by Johnk5677828292 October 1, 2025

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JohnSense

Talking your ear off about absolutely nonsense that isn’t even real and made up.

John-“I went out last night and had 20 beers”

-Bystander “This guy talking straight Johnsense”

by Seminoles01 May 12, 2025

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(Not to be confused with Johnder and or the company John Deere) Rooting from the Japanese(?) root dere, meaning lovestruck, combined with the prefix John, a common name associated with middle aged men. A Johndere can be any gender, but typically describes someone who acts like a stereotypical middle aged man. (Into fishing, barbecue, football, facebook, stuff like that.)

Person 1: "I think this girl likes me but it's hard to tell, today she told me to friend her on facebook and asked if I wanted to go shopping for a new grill and maybe catch some trout later. I can't tell if she likes me or is just really weird."
Person 2: "Nah fam she totally does she's just a Johndere."

by 3Magn3sium3 November 6, 2025

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