sporty jerk

a frantic hand-job, usually done when sex is not feasible and risk of getting caught is high

I gave him a sporty jerk in his bathroom before his mom got home from work.

by SportiestJerk October 13, 2006

Forearm Jerk

A huge version of the middle finger used in Southern Europe countries like France, Italy, Spain, and Portugal, Eastern Europe countries like Georgia, Russia, Belarus, Poland, Ukraine, Western Europe countries like Great Britain, Germany, and Holland, and Latin American countries like Mexico, Guatemala, and Brazil. It means "Fuck off" in those countries and usually results in fights or worse.

"This guy gave me a kick in the ass because I accidentally gave his wife the Forearm Jerk."

by MidnightGolica2017 March 27, 2017

Just Jerk January

This is the time of the month where you just Jerk! Like do nothing else, but jerk!

Friend 1: "Hey! Are you free this Sunday?"
Friend 2: "Fuck No! Just Jerk January is gonna begin! So I am just jerk."

by manish_here December 19, 2018

Knee jerk liberal

a person of strong liberal convictions who reacts predictably and emotionally to certain events.

Did you see how he reacted?He must be a knee jerk liberal.

by NyloxGYTLOL June 13, 2021

The Caribbean Jerk

Sexual activity which begins doggy style, at this point the male inserts his entire hand into the female's anus. He then proceeds to grip his own penis and jerk himself off.

"Hey I know how I like it, but I still want to have sex with you, mind if we just do the Caribbean Jerk?"

by bellirex May 11, 2013

G. I. Jerk

An army looking dude that carries a label that encompasses being an asshole and also being a funny character in synergistic fashion. Somebody who very often commits mean but humorous acts of cruel unheroic behavior while thoroughly enjoying it.

A soldier asshole who causes trouble then hides in the face of danger

A soldier of misfortune.

Your boss.

A fictional animated character that mocks GI JOE

Your dad!

G. I. Jerk

The cadet that kicked the old lady in the shins and stole her groceries was GI JERK!!!!

by Kevin Anness December 9, 2008

tactical jerk

When a man who hopes to pick up at a bar or club masturbates before going out. This is done so that the said man will not be desparate and go home witht he first girl hwo offers him sex.

Dude, i did a tactical jerk beforehand so that i wont bring home an ugly broad

by Chrisdawwwg May 1, 2007