(v.) After an erection, when a man pulls his jeans up and then gets his penis bent by the jeans, causing musch pain.
Woman: That was amazing.
Man: Yeah (goes to pull jeans up). Oh! Jean Snap, ouch!
Kevin: Arggh!
Mike: What?
Kevin: Jean Snap!
Man: Yeah (goes to pull jeans up). Oh! Jean Snap, ouch!
Kevin: Arggh!
Mike: What?
Kevin: Jean Snap!
by Hackermeyer December 17, 2008
Get the Jean Snapmug. by AmeDame March 7, 2019
Get the MacGyver Jeansmug. Jean Kirschtein from the anime Attack on Titan, he is known by Eren Jaeger calling him looking like a horse. 2014 is the year of the horse, Jean is a horse = Year of the jean
by person1001 January 2, 2014
Get the year of the jeanmug. When your jeans are loose and it folds upwards around the crotch area to make it look like you've got a gigantic boner (depending on how loose they are).
Today I wore these new ripped jeans , but they were loose so I walked around with a jean boner all day.
by Candygem729 November 14, 2016
Get the Jean Bonermug. 
When you both have an agreement to get matching dwarf hamsters and she decides to get a used regular hamster because it "needs a home" despite already having had one thus leaving the dwarf hamster without ever having a home or anyone to love.
Dude: Did you hear? Jonas got totally Natalie Jeaned
Other Dude: For real? They were gonna have playdates and shit they were gonna be so cute and she did him like that?
First Dude: Yeah man it's a pretty hurtful thing to do to someone. Poor guy
Other Dude: For real? They were gonna have playdates and shit they were gonna be so cute and she did him like that?
First Dude: Yeah man it's a pretty hurtful thing to do to someone. Poor guy
by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 October 8, 2018
Get the Natalie Jeanedmug. 1) when jeanne feels kind and wants to give you things
2) Loving Jeans to much makes you Generous in Short Jean-nerous
3) exclusive to the wild Jeanne, of the french variety
2) Loving Jeans to much makes you Generous in Short Jean-nerous
3) exclusive to the wild Jeanne, of the french variety
1) "you're very jean-nerous today jeanne"
2) Mike: Why are you wearing the same jeans everyday?
Josh: Because Jean-nerous to myself and to everybody.
3) "I think you need a more jean-nerous size on those jeans Jeanne"
4) "I'm very jean-nerous with food"
"Me too, so jean-nerous that my jeans are tight as hell"
5) "Jeanne can eat pussy"
2) Mike: Why are you wearing the same jeans everyday?
Josh: Because Jean-nerous to myself and to everybody.
3) "I think you need a more jean-nerous size on those jeans Jeanne"
4) "I'm very jean-nerous with food"
"Me too, so jean-nerous that my jeans are tight as hell"
5) "Jeanne can eat pussy"
by Bunnu_Lul July 21, 2018
Get the jean-nerousmug.