Jackass

1. a person that stereotypes people based on gender or looks.

2. a person who does all possible to get another in trouble

3. a donkey

4. the butt of a boy named Jack

guy 1: "that girl looks so 'emo', guess we should tell the pricipal to search her locker!"
guy 2: "nah man! she'll be dead by thre end of te night if she messes up with her blade!"
guy 1: "true that!"
(the next day)
girl: "wonder what all the commotion is about.......THE SHIT?!?!?!? WHY ARE YOU GUYS TEARING THROUGH MY LOCKER?!?!?"
teacher 1: "THERE SHE IS!"
teacher 2: "KNEW SHE'D SHOW UP!"
girl: "WHATS GOING ON?!?"
teacher 3: "we found three razors in your locker young missy!"
girl: "I SWEAR THEY ARE NOT MINE!!! WHY WOULD I EVEN HAVE RAZORS?!?!?!?"
guy 1: *whispering* "got her good! nice work planting them!"
guy 2: "yeah lets get outta here!"
nerd: "what jackasses! Hey! teacher! those two did it!!!"
teacher 4: "and what proof do you have?"
nerd: "YOU DON'T BELIEVE EVEN ME!!!!!!!!"
teacher 4. "quit being a jackass and get to class, this isn't your problem."

by KharePhure February 10, 2010

lumber jackass

anyone who chops wood all day then cooks the cock on a huge white-hot diesel fire while camping

Zack your a lumber jackass...whats cookin'?

by Yeti60 November 1, 2009

Blue-Nosed Jackass

A giant reindeer-like creature commonly seen on Christman Eve pulling Christman's sleigh. On the other days of the year, the Blue-Nosed Jackass is usually seen beating the crap out of someone.

by Kaz the greatest person in the WORLD July 31, 2003

Jackassedness

The act of being a complete jackass.

Bob's jackassedness has caused us a lot of problems.

by Siyat September 18, 2011

jackass

bad luck or a person who is very unlucky(sometimes used as an exclamation).

he cant get the job, he's a jackass.
fuck! my jackass has done it again.
jackass! not again!

by relith June 27, 2010

jackassery

the act or actions of a stupid person, or jackass.

Andrea: "boy, that guy sure parked in a clearly labelled handicap zone."

Dan: "Yes, Andrea, he sure performed a flagrant act of jackassery in his decision to park there."

by dantheplumber January 26, 2013

Jackassery Degree (J.D.)

A degree in jackassery required to become a lawyer.

On your application for this attorney position please provide a copy of your Jackassery Degree (J.D.).

by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016