itchy coochie

a type of coochie that really needs to be scratched by a penis.

Babe, get over here. I've got an itchy coochie and I need you to scratch.

by The Big Thicc September 11, 2019

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mid-day itch

when you don't wipe enough after a moist bowl movement and it comes back to haunt

Maury could not sit still at the dinner party because his 8-pointed starfish was so irritated after the mid-day itch reared its ugly head.

by mikelley037 May 27, 2005

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noun: A temporary psychosomatic condition wherein the afflicted person experiences itching sensations at various locations around the body. Most of the itchy spots have no physical reason to be itchy, though a bout of the itcgies may be triggered by an initial legitimate itch (like an insect bite or rash).

Sign that gives you the itchies: "Please do not scratch on this premisis."

by sarcen May 27, 2014

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crack head's itch

a person who is addicted to crack and is and or high on crack or lack of crack and therefore scratches there neck constantly.
known as the Crack Head's Itch

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by dwight mchunglow February 3, 2010

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Noosh Itch

n. A severe genital itch. Usually refers to an itch around the female vagina but may also apply to a burning itch in the grundle area of the male. Such an itch may be soothed while in public by discreetly walking side to side as to scratch the affected area with underpants or adjacent area of skin.

Andy, I have such an intense noosh itch right now and I don't know what to do!

by Andrewski July 22, 2006

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