Definitions by mikelley037

Mariotti 

1. A sports writer for The Miami Herald and beat writer for the Heat.

2. Frequent guest of Around The Horn on ESPN.

3. A Flamer; buttpirate

"Mariotti is a huge fag"~ Ozzie Guillen, Manager Chicago White Sox"

Mariotti by mikelley037 June 30, 2006

mid-day itch 

when you don't wipe enough after a moist bowl movement and it comes back to haunt

Maury could not sit still at the dinner party because his 8-pointed starfish was so irritated after the mid-day itch reared its ugly head.

mid-day itch by mikelley037 May 27, 2005