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iPhoney

a way to piss off your iphone using friends who are so insecure that they will not turn off the 'sent from my iPhone" option or are perhaps to stupid to figure out how.
hey jackass, you think I am impressed with that sent from my iPhone tagline?
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sent from my iPhoney
by sjmvi August 5, 2008
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iphone

an amazing product made by apple that completely changes the way people use cell phones - but all the people that are too poor to afford it whine and complain about how they hate it.
person 1: i got an iphone!
person 2: you spent all that money on a phone?
person 1: you know you want it
person 2: yeah your right
by 1Mike1 January 4, 2008
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iphone

the only phone with the innate aility to become a smudgy piece of shit after 6 minutes of use. sending texts is fun, randomly jabbing at the screen and hoping you hit the button you want. there is this technology called buttons, invented along time ago see. believe it or not, they actually let you feel what you are pressing. every other phone has them. so what, it has a web browser? so does every other phone. get with the program, people. don't hop on the ipod band wagon.
Me: what did you do last night?
Friend: waited in line for 14 hours and got an iphone!
Me: oh, that would explain that shitty text you sent me that sad "i goh am iphimrw"
Friend: really, it actually send it? i couldnt tell becouse i couldnt see the screen.
by the dark wanderer November 19, 2007
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iPhone

An electronic status symbol purchased by mute lemmings who would rather listen to (and sometimes you can hear) music blurting from headphones, rather than speak to people.

This zombie purchased piece of electronic gadgetry is quite often mistaken for a phone even though you rarely see people talking on it.

Text and instant message is the most common form of communication for the socially inadequate people who have low self esteeem who buy it, just so they can have a topic to communicate to other people about.
iPhone
by realist001 July 27, 2009
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iPhone claw

Refers to the claw-like deformity your hand takes after spending hours browsing one-handed on your iPhone or smart phone.
Dude 1: "Dude, what's wrong with your right hand?"

Dude 2: "I was up all night using my facebook app on my iPhone, now I have the iPhone claw."

Dude 1: "You should see someone about that."
by Jay5273 May 17, 2011
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Soggy iPhone

To describe a bunch of male iPhone fans getting together and spunking over their oh-so-wonderful iPhones. Except this isn't just a game. They actually want to come all over their iphones, such is the pleasure these phones give them.
Hi Luke, its John. Fancy meeting up for a game of soggy iPhone later?
by alfaboy January 28, 2010
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white iPhone

The female / feminine / gay version of Apple's famous iPhone product
Customer (at Apple store): "Do a lot of men buy the white iPhone?"
Apple Genius Bar Employee: "Yes, they do. They put them in their little white purses."
Customer (at Apple store): "See Darcy, told you so!"
by Apple iPhone Expert June 19, 2010
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