A member of a company or office job who is obnoxious or unbearable most of the time with a result of making you want to mix Jack Daniels with Vicoden everyday.
May: Oh dear Lord, why did they hire that women? She doesn't even do anything, when she does she throws tantrums and bitches.
June: Oh I know, she's such a staff infection.
June: Oh I know, she's such a staff infection.
by surrrra June 13, 2007
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"That kid is such an Izzy Infectious look at his ratchet hair and eyeliner you can totes see his tracks"
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Belly inflation day is the day when you send your friend videos / images of belly inflation fetishes! Inflation day is on September 4th
Sarah! Why did you send me a picture of James Charles stomach expanding.
Its belly inflation day Travis!
Its belly inflation day Travis!
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Get the Water Infection mug.1. Something a woman gets and needs Monistat-1 (or so the commercials tell me) to cure it.
2. A really awful shot, usually given to a friend as a gag or on their birthday. The shot consists of: 1oz Bailey's Irish Cream, 1oz Jose Cuervo Tequila, 1oz shot Captain Morgan's Original Spiced Rum.
2. A really awful shot, usually given to a friend as a gag or on their birthday. The shot consists of: 1oz Bailey's Irish Cream, 1oz Jose Cuervo Tequila, 1oz shot Captain Morgan's Original Spiced Rum.
"She's just pissed because she has a yeast infection"
"A Yeast Infection is, quite possibly, the worst shot ever invented"
"A Yeast Infection is, quite possibly, the worst shot ever invented"
by Peaches Witherspoon September 16, 2005
Get the Yeast Infection mug.I was just walking through the mall and all of the sudden a penile infarction came out of nowhere! I was scared I didn't know what to do!
by jd88 December 29, 2007
Get the penile infarction mug.Sinus infections are when your sinuses get congested with moist mucus. This also, if not treated, can turn into some great green thick royal icing that is great for decorating cakes and steaks. When left for months, the sinus infection can turn into a pool of slime, which can be emptied and use as nickelodeon slime. So next time you are watching someone get slimed, remember this. It may be you or your crushes mucus from a month ago. You can also use a humidifier to simulate vaping. Just shove it up your nose and it will literally do nothing… nothing. Its air. Also, if you do pot, you can get lung cancer or die. So shove that up your nose, too for a great aroma that will last even after you are buried from dying of lung cancer. Drink lots of the fluids that come out of your sinuses. It really helps your hospital fees go up. You can use a nasal saline spray to make more liquids. If you for some odd reason haven’t had a sinus infection, its okay, because I am going to describe it to you. It is like someone poured some slime ur your nasal cleavage and then shoved it through your ears and into your eyebrows. Just some great pain as if you are lactating out of your eyes. Also delicious.
Sorry, Molly. I already ate all of my sinus slime! Youre going to have to wait until you have your sinus infections
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