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iPod ADD

having so many songs on your iPod or MP3 player you can't decide on one
I spent half an hour trying to decide on a song. I have iPod ADD
by Randoll April 27, 2007
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IPodanoid

The paranoia that your IPod knows what you're thinking
You're thinking about your ex-girlfriend and the song that you both liked comes up on your IPod, which makes you feel IPodanoid.
by Jackson Forderer April 4, 2007
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ipod

An extremely popular high-capacity digital music player approximately the size of a deck of playing cards, first hitting the market in the early 2000's. Often the target of praise by those who have them and ridicule by those who are jealous and/or belligerent fans of other audio companies.
Tool: "Dude, DUDE...ipods suck LOL!!!!! IRIVER 4EVAH!!!ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!11ONE"

Everyone else: "Honestly, go choke already."
by Non-fanboy July 27, 2008
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iPodder

A pompous ass who thinks he's eclectic. Wake up asshole: you're not living in an iPod commercial. You can't dance. Everything you listen to sucks. Get a job.
Man, Steve was an iPodder. I'm glad he was dancing to U2 when that truck ran him over...seems to justify the whole accident.
by Nic, on behalf of Maddox February 15, 2006
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soggy iPod

A game in which a group of men, each carrying an iPod (or similar portable music device), take turns to play some songs for the collective. By way of drawing lots, a player is chosen to go first. The iPod is played on shuffle for a certain number of songs (typically 5-10); if, during this miniature playlist, a song is deemed embarrassing by majority verdict, the rest of the group ejaculate over the owner of the iPod. If all the songs on the playlist are acceptable to the collective, this person is safe from this round, and lots are drawn to nominate the next player. The round is over following all players having ejaculated on the loser.

Following completion of this phase of the game, the last person to ejaculate must then play songs from their iPod.

Repeat ad nauseum.
I was round Dave's place last night playing soggy iPod, and my last song was Everybody's Changing by Keane. Does anyone know how to get cumstains out of denim?
by Antonio Gramsci June 8, 2011
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iPodding

Rubbing your nipple in a circular motion like you have an ipod in your shirt pocket
I caught Ryan iPodding the other day at IoA!
by Seps September 23, 2005
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ipod nano dat hoe

When you bust your load (after doing the deed with a woman) on your ipod nano you grab it by the headphones and slap it across her face thus sticking on her face and using it as an ipod holder.
Johny: hey Billy guess what i did last night
Billy: what did u do?
Johny: i took this girl back to my crib and she bagged on my performance so i ipod nano dat hoe and they i comfortably listened to my music.
by The Real Papa Smurf January 11, 2008
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