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HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

A “disorder” you give to your friends or someone you know when they goon (masturbate) a lot. Especially if they goon multiple times a day/everyday
Yo Abraham you goon all day, you really got a problem. You probably got HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)
by redvelvetlover13 June 16, 2025
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Hypers Hangout

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Person A:What is Hypers Hangout
Person B:¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by pplridots March 13, 2022
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Hyper

me.

a complete and utter sack of shit, bastard, and desperate for pussy motherfucker that everyone hates.
Pedophile: Hyper is so hot i wanna fuck his tight furry ass so goddamn hard!!!
Guy: fak yorself u pedfile

Other Random Nigga: *walks in* glass of water --->>> \_/ (imagine that water is inside of it or smthing idk)
by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023
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Hyper Lopez

A hot, funny, and somehow annoying person. Always knows how to make the right person laugh at anything. Not very good at dating.
“That Hyper Lopez, he’s so quirkyyyy!”
by McChichken March 17, 2022
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Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL

A Nut you Can release only when your balls reach max capacity.This nut will cover your entire bed with semen 3 feet high. One has to finish the length of a hundred NNNs to achieve this nut. It will also make you shoot blanks for 5 months afterwards.
Person 1: yo, I just did that Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it
by What’s your handle321 March 2, 2024
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Hyper-Empathic Orgasm Field

Hym "Hyper-Empathic Orgasm Field is not a real thing.... Is it?"
by Hym Iam July 24, 2023
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Pulling a hyper

The act of committing to something only to bail last minute.
Praying no one is pulling a hyper at aod tonight.
by hyperking December 15, 2020
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