corpse husband

Has a deep voice and makes wack music

Cool content creator but his fanbase is fucking annoying

Jim: “have you heard corpse husbands voice? i’m bouta cum.“
normal: “but have you seen his fanbase? braindead people.“

by notme69420 January 10, 2021

brother husband

When you look like you could be related to the man you married.

Dude, don't the newlyweds kind of look like they could be related?
Definitely, he is her brother husband for sure!

I will now feast on you, my darling brother husband!

by medionakoya March 30, 2011

Husbandly

The act of doing things that make your wife happy.

I told my wife I wouldn’t drink with out her around because that’s not a husbandly thing to do.

by Pandemiccoder October 4, 2017

Husband

Something you don't have so you'll look it up here

I love my husband

by Bodybuilder October 16, 2020

hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband too cus they rapin everybody out here

this very famous quote was said by antoine dodson in a television interview in 2015. this has become a meme and now antoine is very rich. i personally like to say this phrase when i am in a bad mood and this definitely helps.

"hey have you heard the bed intruder song?"
"yeah it's like, hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband too cus they rapin everybody out here..."

by niggo_mode April 17, 2019

My husband

My husband is Tom Felton. He is MY husband, and all you other folk cannot have him. (Besides Daniel Radcliffe.)

Tom Felton is my husband.

by uffdausernamesarehard May 21, 2019

husband beater

wearing no clothes at all; going naked; the birthday suit; ultimate slutasticness

hey i just took a shower and now I'm in my husband beater.

by mb1993 January 8, 2011