Hoover Queen

When a girl can suck your dick like a Hoover vacuum.

A: “ I have a Hoover Queen of a maid.”
T: “Hoover Queen?”
A: “sucks dick so good, you’d think it’s a vacuum doing it.”

by TreacleJC April 11, 2019

Hoover

A verb describing a sexual act in which a man ejaculates inside the anus of a man or woman, and slurps it out with a straw.

After I ejaculated in his or her ass, I hoovered it out with a straw.

by HooveringHoover January 9, 2012

poop hoover

the act of sucking the fecal matter out of a persons anal cavity

David gave me a poop hoover last night

by TheYTVirus July 17, 2024

wet hoover

A novice approach to giving head

That girl was like a wet hoover going down on me

by Bambi0c August 28, 2017

Hoover

A particular form of hypocrisy and double standards. Said about people who claim and expect certain rights for themselves, while publicly denying the very same right to others.

That hoover politician who's pro-life and rails about family values, but paid for an abortion for his mistress.

or

How hoover do you have to be to complain about others illegally parking in handicap spaces, but then do the same.

by urbanpeasent April 29, 2022

Hoover Dame

Hoover Dame, (Noun);

A lady with "a really lovely personality", who is absolutely adamant that it is actually water retention.

Azenath67, London

(Fatty overhears Skinny 1 and Skinny 2 making bitchy remarks about her size)
- Fatty "Do you mind? Anyway, I'm not fat; it's water retention, actually. (In a huff, Fatty stomps off to out of Skinnies' earshot)
-Skinny 1 "Water retention? She must be at least 250lbs. Who does she think she's kidding?
-Skinny 2 "Yeah! Talk about a Hoover Dame!

Azenath67, London

by Azenath67 March 1, 2019

Hoovered

Getting your neck sucked resulting in a slight bruise a.k.a hickey

She was hoovered in the backseat before he removed her pants, the bruise was huge.

by Melissa14 April 21, 2022