Hoffiscate

To dissappear in the style of Jimmy Hoffa.

We went on three dates, but then after shared how he spent 6 years in the psych ward at Bellevue, I stopped returning his calls and decided to Hoffiscate.

by Hippolytus March 6, 2011

Hofflelog

When a women inserts a chicken head into her vagina while her husband does the hokey pokey in a turtle costume.

Sally and her husband did a hofflelog last night, and now there is blood on the carpet.

by Evil762 October 28, 2011

Hoffle shnoffle

A word to use in awkward situations to make others feel uncomfortable and confused.

"Why are you failing Spanish?"
"Hoffle shnoffle "
/:

by Ginganinga August 15, 2012

hoffheimer

To metaphorically fuck or sucker punch vicariously through a subordinate while hiding like a pussy.

My new boss totally hoffheimered me! He just hired me too weeks ago for 500 and hour then fired me through the janitor while on vacation in Tulsa! That Fuck!

by Pa Pa Squat January 13, 2014

Hoffys Luck

When something so unlucky happens to someone which is so unlucky but typical of that person

Mate loses his license just a day after he had it suspended for 12months, thats hoffys luck for sure!

by Fredangle September 14, 2015

hoffler

Person that is white as hell yet tries to fit in with the blackest people EVER

Jaquon: Yo nigga you know that boy Dave?? I swear he is such a hoffler and Imma bout to tell him to screw off and shit if he doesn't stop tryin'a be black....he said he is even gonna change his name to Da' vonne.
Jamarcus: Aw hell no! Not while my black ass is alive! Aint gonna happen

by Bitchandshit January 13, 2016

hofflander

Dumb person. Who makes you laugh when you are bored or anything else. Supposed to grow up to be a clow

That is so a hofflander kind of guy

by Kenzie k with a capital K May 27, 2016