Sovereign Hedonism

A stable, self-governed form of hedonism that avoids addiction, emotional swings, and self-sabotage. It’s about choosing pleasure deliberately without crashing, overindulging, or losing control. You enjoy life, but you don't overrun into acting like you are enjoying yourself as a cover story.

Use free-style Sovereign Hedonism immediately. Like we taught you, you retard... ...and stop being such a needy brain damaged rent boy, like you learned to be from your dad.

by The Kretin April 6, 2025

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Tdub HeadSnap

The action of making a joke and immediately looking at the "group leader" or "coolest guy" in the friend group for validation in your joke. often seen with those who are either new to a friend group or black.

"I made a joke about someones dead mother and proceeded to tdub headsnap at my friend."

by DuckyBBX March 9, 2026

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Gaming with your head on your shoulders

Slang for erectile distinction when trying to please a girl

Friend 2 :I was at a girls house last night, and I couldn't get it up.

Friend 2:Dude you were totally gaming with your head on your shoulders.

by Todoroki_is_my_dad August 19, 2021

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screw your head on

Screw your head on, get your shit together. Stop acting like an idiot and grow up.

“You really need to screw your head on.”

by unitedstrawberries August 6, 2023

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Short term hedonistic

If I have to live for my kids then EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE TO LIVE FOR MY KIDS!

Dr. Jeepjorp "You can't do a short term hedonistic gratification because children!"

Hym "That's his entire bit. You can't do what you want because if he had to sacrifice is desires for his children... You should have to also do that for his children. His piece of shit retard of a wife's decision to fuck him give him dominion over past, present, and future now. We all have to do what this guy wants now or his kid isn't going to do what he wants later. Oooooor... I mean, it's a problem entirely generated by this guy having kids... So...."

by Hym Iam August 21, 2024

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Short-term hedonistic gratification

"Short term" so "What happens WITHIN your lifespan (rather than outside of it)" Hedonistic which means "Your own desire forged by your own will or pleasure seeking" and Gratification means "Satisfaction of desire or pleasure seeking. It's a semanticly redundant phrase that Jordan likes to get paid to spout that literally translates to "Now pleasure pleasure"

Dr. JeepJorp "You're obsessed with your own short-term hedonistic gratification! If you weren't so evil and psychopathic you would be more concerned with my kids getting the things THEY desire during THEIR lifespans! THEIR short term hedonistic gratification! If I had to do it then EVERYONE should have to do it! I mean, not for their own kids because they might not ever have them but for MY kids! They have a responsibility TO ME to do that think I said!"

Hym "No. I don't. You're trying to harvest my organs."

JeepJorp "You, um, owe it to YOURSELF! Yes, um, yeah I invoke your own self interest as the reasom you need to be harvested by me for my kids!"

Hym "I thought I wasn't owed anything. The only thing I'm owed in life is the choice between consenting to the harvesting of my organs and not doing that?"

JeepJorp "Yeah, um... It's Jesus! Jesus is, um, he said a thing though... Right? Like, he said stuff and... He loved having his organs harvested! He forgave us for... You know... Not knowing stuff, right?"

by Hym Iam January 11, 2024

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