Hanging wedgie

When you underwear is place on a tall thing to give you a wedgie and your are left hanging for over 2 hours

I was in year 8 and I still wear tighty whites this happened a few day ago I was getting changed in the changing room and someone saw my tighy whites and told the two old guy they laugh and said let give him a wedgie and the gave me a normal wedgie then we went to pe and after lesson the said right it time for you two enjoy a hanging wedgie I beg them not to but they did not listen they put my on to of one of the pegs in the changing room and I am pretty small and the peg are about 8 feet of the ground so I dangle there 4 feet of the ground wait for some one to save me from it but no look the locked the changing room with checking to see if anyone was in there I wait there and really need to piss but none came I sleep in it and just before lesson began the next day the same guy came and said if I want to come down I had to do something for them I agreed not know that it was much worse my parents where on holiday for a 5 weeks and still are I was hanging there and they said I had to go outside and stand by the trees so I did and the came there with a ladoor and hung my by my underwear for the top of the tree and said they bring me water every day for 1 week if I stay there so I did it killed my tighty whites where pretty strong so the did not rip anyway 1 week goes by and they don’t come and get me down another week goes by and I fall down start to hang on a lower branch that branch stamp and I hit the ground and scream fucking final.

by Gay bitch ;) May 31, 2019

van-handling

Like man-handling only with a van, or min-van.

*pulling out of a tight space*
Cass: sa-WHEAT van-handling!
Cait: It was nothing mang

*CRRRASSSHHH!*
Cass: Maybe you should take a van-handling course.
Jared: I didn't think the space was this tight.
Cass: I'm not paying for this.

Anyone who can drive a van without skidding in the winter is van-handling to the fullest.

by Cassandra Sherlock July 22, 2008

self hanging wedgie

A self hanging wedgie is basically a self wedgie but hanging your undies on something higher then you.

I am doing a self hanging wedgie right now.

by Lilly Green December 7, 2020

hard core hanging out

to share company with another individual or group of individuals in a close, intimate, or otherwise intense manner.

"...after a long flight and all he had on his mind was doing some "hard core hanging out". I advised him that we should revisit said topic only after he regrouped and I had a few glasses of Meritage.

by part-timer November 20, 2003

hanging like a loose tooth

On the verge of homeless, bankruptcy and/or death.

"How ya doing, Chauncy?"
"I'm hanging like a loose tooth. I got laid off, I'm two months behind on my rent, my wallet's empty, and my car was just repo'd."

Eddie and Eva caught swine flu. They're hanging like a loose tooth.

by lalalander17 July 20, 2009

Hanging Chad

When a singular testicle escapes one's undergarments.

Man, that package readjustment left me with a major hanging chad!

by Hamil$tein October 17, 2006

Anal Hangings

after an abnormally large penis or other exceptionally large phallic shaped object has ascended through your rectal opening, and been withdrawn again in a repeated fashion, your areshole may lose some of its natural elasticity (in scientific terms, you have pushed it beyond its elastic potential) and rigidity, thus resulting in the inside of your anus now being the outsides of your anus, if this does happen, in mild cases a forefinger is enough to push the hangings back inside the anus, however in severe cases a plunger may be needed to reinsert your rectum, it is essential that you do not secrete feaces whilst experiencing anal hangings, also very important that you do not panic and remove the anal hangings with a sharp object. if all else fails, you can always submerge the hangings in warm earl grey tea for 4 - 6 hours and they will gradually retract.

gareth: jonathan i double dare you to insert this extra large cucumber into your anus until it has been fully engulfed by your rectum

Jonathan: gareth i dont think thats a good idea seeing as i only just got rid of my anal hangings from your last dare

gareth: dont worry jonathan i have a plunger in my bag and some earl grey on the stove, ready to tend to your AH

Jonathan: well seeing as you are so ready prepared for my inevitable anal hangings, i will insert this cucumber into my anus.

by flangeface March 26, 2011