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Gutterfunk

A term used to describe any and all diseases that may be afflicting a person's genitalia.
I hope you didn't bang her, dude. She's got that gutterfunk.
by Inmyglassprison April 22, 2011
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dirty gutter balls

The act of inserting both balls into a females asshole, then taking them out and having her lick them clean, tea bag style.
She loves it when I feed her my dirty gutter balls!
by newarmy January 25, 2008
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gutterslut

a trashy dressing drunken slapper frequently found in bars and nightclubs who pick up guys on the dance floor, shag them, then dump them the next morning, considered the great satan by the author
by Brother Number One May 7, 2004
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Gutter Punk

A "nomadic" variant of punk, usually in the form of walking

They can take several weeks even months to reach a certain destination, most stay in a city/town for a max of 4 days for recuperation. They tend to be positive about outdoor living and commonly (but not limited to) sleep in the bush, squats, 'out of sight' street corners, barnhouses and makeshift shacks. They are less likely to become trapt in substance abuse than their hitch hiker/non-transient counterparts and often have some knowledge on wilderness survival. Common gear can range from tents to bivouac sacks usually accompanied by a crowbar and a sleeping bag, some have been known to carry axes, wire cutters, combat knives and even screw drivers. There are also rare cases where they would carry shovels, cooking gear, nails and hammers. Scavenging is common among these types, some are known to collect empties and scrap metal as a form of income. Often they are more physically fit than hitch hikers/non-transients and tend to have a fondness for healthy eating. Some are limited to a specific route while others go on a country wide tour.
You know he/she is a real gutter punk when they do nothing but talk about their cross country adventures.
by Assrickin December 3, 2010
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gutter mole

N; Someone who is continuously speaking perverted, normally using comments made by someone else to spark their dirtyness. (derived from the phrase "mind in the gutter")
Person 1: I'd really like a hot dog right now.
Person 2: I gotta hot dog for ya.
Person 1: Ugh, you're such a gutter mole.
by turds12 August 14, 2008
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Gutter-blessing

Kerbstone-shaped imprint left in a forehead after the quick lie-down necessitated by 14 or so pints of Bulmers (or equivalent). A souvenir of a trip down amnesia lane.
Now, Father, dere's a half-crown for de church roof and a bag o' frozen peas for dat gutter-blessing ye have dere.
by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009
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gutter soup

A deep puddle of slush along a curb that is so dirty and gray a pedestrian mistakes it for pavement, with nasty results.
"Eww, I have to let my boots dry out - I just stepped in gutter soup!"
by Super Weeble January 6, 2010
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