young guilo

Name belonging to a person who's sole purpose is to wreck havoc in video games. Usually standing on top of the bodies of his enemies or drinking the tears of orphans there is no one else as brutal or bad-ass as them.

Man 1: Yo, I had a .12 KDR that game..
Man 2: HA! You suck.
Man 1: I couldn't do anything! There was a Young Guilo destroying us on the other team!

by yuppersmcgee April 18, 2017

FATAL FLYIN' GUILLOTINE

Secret technique used in both Shadowboxin' and Chessboxin' developed by The RZA

FATAL FLYIN' GUILLOTINE chop off you fuckin' head!

by Ignatius Strangelove December 6, 2007

Chinese Guillotine

This is when a woman is performing oral sex on a man, and right before ejaculation the male thrusts his penis as far down the woman's throat as possible. In reaction to this vile act the woman encloses her teeth on the penis and bites it off.

Dude, why are you crying?
Because last i got a chinese guillotine and I am in pain.

by Vp's Finest November 6, 2010

guido

faggot guys that are italian and wear wifebeaters and have very small penis'

mikey's spiked hair makes him look guido

by spf09 October 5, 2007

guido

someone from the south shore of staten island ..... spiky hair, orange skin from hours of tanning, and freshly waxed eyebrows are the only way to describe them.... not to mention their "accent" which is not even an accent just a poor attempt to sound like their from brooklyn or like their black, oh and don't let the rest of staten island get a bad rap because of the guido, fake south shore. Not all italian staten islanders are guidos just the ones who choose to be.

Guido A: hey browsky u goin clubbin tonight
Guido B: yea man i just got new spinnaz on my bmw, the bitc*es are gonna love ' em.
Guido A: nice, before we go you want to go stop by the tanning loft then get out eyebows waxed?
Guido B: YOU KNOW IT!

by NorthShorian March 27, 2008

Guilded

A platform that platform designed for competitive gaming and esports that focuses heavily on keeping gamers organized. Has more features then discord and slack. Staff are nice and very little trolling.

person 1: Hey have you heard of guilded
person 2: Yeah, Better then discord because it has more features and staff aren't toxic
person 3: BuT gUiLdEd iS a CoPy Of dIscOrD
person 1: Discord copied Slack

by The YouTuber definer May 1, 2021

guido

Guidos live mostly in New Jersey and New York but usually come from Italian backgrounds, but most are "wanna bee guidos" which come from other backgrounds like Brizilan. You can tell who is a guido by their outfits. They wear headbands, have spikked hair, use way too much hair spray, wear ripped jeans, roll up their jeans, and sometimes even have earrings. (They look absolutely gross all the time)They usually inhabit the local clubs such as club abyss, and while they're there they usually frolic a lot. Guidos also don't travel alone. They usually have a whole possy of friends which many call "a pack of guidos." Guidos usually think they are all that but they really are not at all.

herkulano and danny.
they are examples of "wanna bee guidos" who come from Brazilan backgrounds.

made with absolutely no love

by two hotties who dislike guidos very much :] March 6, 2007