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Guido Cruisers

Guido Vehicle Models> Back in the old skool day driven by Italians, Jews, or irish, the vehicles of choice was usually a model Cadillac deville, fleetwood, seville, sts, or Escalade. Or a Lincoln town car, mark vlll, continental, or navigator. Also were monte carlos, buick regals or Iroc camaros.
Todays Russians in American will usually drive, Range rover, ,lexus, infinity, bmw or acura. Anything high end import to show off that they can lease because they cant afford to own.
Guido equipment> These vehicles are outfitted with usually tinted windows, chrome rims, fog lights, obnxious air trumpet horns, undercarriage blue neon lights, loud radios(with house music), or xeon headlights. Bascially any add-on they can buy in Autozone to gain attention and look obnxious.
Driving style> These guidos usually drive recklessly and cocky with the seat reclined back very far and lean to the left with a arm out the window so they can be seen

FYI>Russians in Brooklyn are the new guidos while the italian ones are dinosaurs.
They got fly guido cruisers in Sheepshead bay brighton beach brooklyn.
by Tommy Gunzz December 15, 2011
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Guido Juice

a special shot or drink which is comprised of taking the nights (same or prior's) left over alcoholic and non alcoholic beverages and dumping them into a container and mixing it up. (some versions just let it sit as is no thorough mixing) you then pour this concoction in to a shot glass or drink glass. you may if you choose to freshen it up by adding some other additives* if desired.

see also : New Jersey Turnpike (the drink)

*usually other alcoholic or non alcoholic beverages such as what the drinker or bar-tender may prefer added to it.

*rarely; some people add blood or other additives to the connection to give it a special kick. (unverified)
A:hey man what the fuck was in that drink last night it got me wasted and i'm a HEAVY drinker.
B: oh that was Guido Juice. its my friends specialty.

A: naw man, but what was in it there was definitely something special.
b: we WERE drinking some heavy stuff the night prior. he just mixes everything up and serves it. that's prob why. since some was 200 proof.

a: you had GUIDO JUICE???? i'm surprised you didn't die!
B:why, what's in it?

a: I heard joey likes to add deer's blood to it since he claims it gives him extra energy. most people throw up. you must have a strong stomach.
b: you serious?!
a: who knows! no one's ever seen him mix it or where the bottle comes from.
by zmyr88 August 9, 2018
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Guito

Essentially the Italian version of the word nigger, a Guito is a type of gold wearing, spray tanning, cocky, conniving asshole Italian who thinks they are better than you just because they are Italian. Most derive from the New York and New Jersey area after their family arrived there on a boat, and most of which still to this day don’t have their legal papers.
“Hey bro, you see that orange mother fucker over there?”

“Yeah, are you talking about Anthony?”
“Yeah, I heard he owes this dude a bunch of money for coke and refuses to pay the dude back.”
“Wow that doesn’t surprise me at all, he’s a Guito! Just like his dad Doug!”
by Fargo January 19, 2020
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guigor

the sexiest guy ever, that loves to suck cock, doing bro moments with his friends.
I just did a GUIGOR with John
by GGBROS November 23, 2021
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Gurion'd

When somebody relentlessly criticizes your work and acts like an expert even though most of their knowledge comes from searching Google a few hours ago.
Bro #1: "Dude check out this awesome backpacking checklist and map that I created!"
Bro #2: "You're missing a map and compass. And also, you forgot gridlines on the map. But good job I guess."
This is a prime example of Bro #1 getting Gurion'd.
by puckbunny19 June 9, 2022
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Gudios

The word to use when you wwnt to call something legendary.
That person is gudios.
by G.G.D July 25, 2022
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Guiboux

A French word to define small snacks to eat outside meals.
- J’ai trop mangé de guiboux.

- Ce guibou m’a mis la chicane.
by Marco Delgado November 9, 2022
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