Grittner

One of the coolest German friends you know. Super smart and super friendly.
Has very fertile sperm. Absolute sex god.
Cannot stop penetrating any problems he comes across.
Definitely someone you’d like to know or keep by your side.

I need a Grittner by my side.

by Atandbro February 23, 2023

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Grits

Ova wit. Done for.

It’s soooo Grits

by Grits101769 May 27, 2023

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grit

An income challenged white individual from certain sections of Baltimore, MD. A grit will typically have a chain link fence around their small, unkempt yard that somehow has a car on it. Some specimens wear traditional grit garb such as stained wifebeaters and bandanas for hats.

Lee: "Tracee . TRAY-CEEE!!! We gotta take the El Camino all the way from Hollandtown to Dundawk to get scratch-offs and butts with Billy."

Lester: "Plug your ears, hon; those grits are firing up that car again."

by bluegrasshayseed August 11, 2023

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Side Grit

A type of feaces that is known to stick to the sides of the rectum, resulting in a prolonged and intense period of excretion. Consequently, it also tends to stick to the exterior of the anus and often requires many applications of toilet paper. This type of feaces is the bane of campers, but will prove little hindrance to owners of a bidet.

Boss: "Why did you take so long in the bathroom?"
Employee: "I've been eating dehydrated food for the last week. You wouldn't believe the side grit I've had to dig out."

by cirlce of trust October 20, 2009

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Sixty-Grit

A problem most frequently encountered by students the night after a big house party:

When a prolonged night of sexual activity causes the male's penis to dry out and leave a thick layer of dried skin around the baloon knot.

John woke up next to Jane the night after the party with a hard ass Sixty-Grit.

by Lad_Daz April 5, 2011

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