by djack199 September 11, 2011
Get the gordildo mug.Katrina said you're not her type.
What she means to say is I'm not the right color. She's a gorilla wrestler. She likes that dark meat son.
Understood, and thanks for the warning.
What she means to say is I'm not the right color. She's a gorilla wrestler. She likes that dark meat son.
Understood, and thanks for the warning.
by shortsharpshock November 7, 2013
Get the Gorilla Wrestler mug.A really nice place in the land of Mordor where armies are raised and weapons are made in service for a really swell guy called Sauron.
by TheRealHubertCumberdale January 18, 2021
Get the Gorgoroth mug.1. n. a sketchy college student who routinely hooks up with random highschooler
2. n. A person who you do not know, but with whom you have probably hooked up
2. n. A person who you do not know, but with whom you have probably hooked up
1. That graduation party is a total preying ground for Sketch Gordon
2. Havn't you hooked up with Sketch Gordon yet?
2. Havn't you hooked up with Sketch Gordon yet?
by PQC May 17, 2004
Get the Sketch Gordon mug.Noun. The act of tapping someone lightly on the nuts with your foot in an attempt to either piss them off, or let them know you mean business.
Lowry was getting ticked that Hank kept peeing on his house so he went out to yell at him one day to find that Hank would not listen so readily. Lowry then proceeded to give Hank "The Gordon Lightfoot", which knocked Hank out of his alcoholic trance. Then Hank having been "Gordon Lightfooted" decided to turn his life around and become a porn star.
by Rapscalions without inhibition April 28, 2008
Get the The Gordon Lightfoot mug.Hunting or construction clothing worn by Texans during non-hunting/construction activities, particularly skiing. The clothing color is usually tree-and-leaves camouflage or hunter orange. It is worn by Texans and other rural or midwestern people. The term also applies when such clothing is used for any urban activity. Despite the name, the clothing has historically not been made from Gore-Tex, but was considered what Texans have in lieu of Gore-Tex. It is typically purchased at Cabela's or Wal-Mart. Popular brands include Carhartt and Cabela's.
1. A skier wearing a full-length one-piece Carhartt coverall and hunter orange knit hat is wearing Texas Gore-Tex.
2. A man wearing a camouflage hunting jacket to an expensive downtown restaurant is going out with his Texas Gore-Tex on.
3. "That part of the mountain is dominated by people wearing Texas Gore-Tex, let's stay away"
4. "I'm not sure if you can beleive that guy in the Texas Gore-Tex at the bar telling stories of secret backcountry powder stashes."
2. A man wearing a camouflage hunting jacket to an expensive downtown restaurant is going out with his Texas Gore-Tex on.
3. "That part of the mountain is dominated by people wearing Texas Gore-Tex, let's stay away"
4. "I'm not sure if you can beleive that guy in the Texas Gore-Tex at the bar telling stories of secret backcountry powder stashes."
by Carter Pewterschmidt November 24, 2009
Get the Texas Gore-Tex mug.Often used to describe a girl (plain or muscular), whether ill tempered or mellow with abnormal superhuman strength that defies all sense of logic and reason.
Kagura is holding the scooter down, preventing Gintoki to speed away.
Gintoki: Shinpachi, you’ve suddenly got a lot heavier.
Kagura: I’ve never seen a grown man abandon a girl being chased by the yakuza.
Gintoki: Well, I’m a boy at heart. And besides, in this country, we don’t call someone who can stop a scooter with her bare hands a girl. We call her a mountain gorilla.
Gintoki: Shinpachi, you’ve suddenly got a lot heavier.
Kagura: I’ve never seen a grown man abandon a girl being chased by the yakuza.
Gintoki: Well, I’m a boy at heart. And besides, in this country, we don’t call someone who can stop a scooter with her bare hands a girl. We call her a mountain gorilla.
by jackkanarchy99 January 24, 2011
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