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Gooner

An individual who follows the dominant figure in a group mirroring their behaviors and always agreeing; A lackey, a yes man
"Did you hear Jimmy back up Steven in that argument."
"Yeah he even said sure thing boss, hes a total gooner"
by Dr. Blanket June 4, 2023
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Gooner Man

A dude who's stupidity knows no bounds and is able to annoy friend and foe alike. A barrack room lawyer who is constantly threatening to sue almost everyone he meets. As an adholescent he was known as Mr punch and grope but now suffers with self inflicted myopia.
by ManYooMan January 7, 2005
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Gongersilly

An idiotic person who behaves in such a way that is just stupid plan and simple. Also if they come out with idiotic statements.
You are acting very gongersilly today.
That statement was very gongersilly.
by Joshua Painter December 9, 2008
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Goner

A thought or point that leaves your mind just before you are about to convey it.
During a heated political debate, I was about fire back a brilliant retort, but mid-sentence I realized it was a goner.
by Mizlu July 17, 2019
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Gongerballs gang

The group formed by the 5 best species of gongerballs, they are the best, they are what you desire to be, they are everything. The five members are, Fongerballs, Gongerbozo, Gongerblyat, C.R.berlin, and gingerballsthebaddie.
OH MY GOLLY GEE I WANT TO DO THE FONGER WITH THE GONGERBALLS GANG
by fongerballz February 10, 2022
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Gooner

A person (male or female) who enjoys watching pornographic content alot. The term has evolved alot since it's inception as it was used for porn loving males initially but now includes females as well.

A GOONER finds art in display of human sexuality by others but is shy to do it himself/herself.

With pornography becoming mainstream due to sudden surge of digital distribution by means of mobile internet connectivity and mobile apps

{such as:

1-SnapChat where porn stars/ content creators* perform live to a subscription based audience for money. The performances include striping naked, naked dancing (belly dancing or twerking etc.), having sex in positions requested by live audience.

2- TikTok where porn stars/ content creators* record some dance moves in clothes and some naked then edit these clips into one video with some background music to give an illusion of a transition from clothed to naked dancing while complying to music beats playing in background or transitioning from twerking to riding a dick and still keeping the rhythm of moves to the background music.}

more and more people are becoming GOONERs as they get both an entertaining performance and satisfying sexual fantasy all at same time. Some more enthusiastic GOONERs go the extra mile to edit porn videos and add background music to such edited compilation so as to match their taste, such videos are referred to as PMV (Porn Music Video).

*Mostly women, with a very high percentage of young girls
He is a bigtime GOONER, you should watch the PMVs he creates.

She is such a GOONER that the porn stars/ content creators refer their audience to PMVs/Compilations she created from their videos, they even call her their greatest fan ever.
by sam alter October 21, 2023
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Machine gunner

When you cock back your penis and and thrust forward and ejaculate on a girls face.
"Dude, I was a machine gunner last night, it was so fun!!"

"Lucky!"
by Fishdick Jesus January 16, 2014
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