Gobble on grapes

Nicer way of saying choke and die.

Idiotic fool: is Germany in Africa?
Intellectual individual: Tf man go gobble on grapes.
Idiotic fool: *gasps*
Class: *gasps*

by Me mam m9 May 30, 2018

gobble that knobble

To give blowjob.

Dude Sarah knows how to gobble that knobble!

by ThatKidWithThatName February 25, 2012

Goblin Gut Gobbled

A sex act in which a person is anally penetrated and bends themselves forward enough that they are able to perform analingus on the person penetrating them.

I hooked up with a contortionist last week and she goblin gut gobbled me. I came so hard I woke up two days later.

by Cris Crankshaft January 23, 2023

Gobbled

When a women/female lies for the sake of her pride or save her from embarrassment

Do you like Andrew?
No
Dont worry she just Gobbled

by October 30, 2021

Gobbled

Ate, but to a greater extent

Girl u gobbled and left no crumbs

by SDict November 29, 2022

gobbled

to absolutely EAT UP in the sense that there have been no crumbs left; you slayed so incredibly hard girlie

Did you see her outfit today? It looked so good - she literally gobbled!!

by evermore_1313 February 23, 2024

Gobble Squabble

The scrunched up and saggy skin between your dick and the top of your scrotum when it is warm or outside or pinched. Similar shape as the wattle on a chicken.

“Babe, your gobble squabble keeps hitting my chin!”

“Did you see Kevin in the showers after the game yesterday, his gobble squabble was immaculate!”

“Grab my gobble squabble when you go down, it’ll make me cum way faster!”

by Guggilodall July 10, 2021