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Gobble Job

When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.
At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-red scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.
I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobble job whilst I sat on the dining room table.
by Shmamm! November 23, 2024
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A Gobble Of Gash

Term/phrase used to define a group of hot, middle-aged, mature women, who are in their sexual prime & always together - ready to pounce on willing male suitors for their mouths & vaginas to "gobble" without reservations or mercy - so that either one or both openings receives their desired reward of a warm, protein man-shake!!
"A Gobble Of Gash were on the prowl that night, with one goal in mind: to have semen filling up & over-flowing EVERY, SINGLE OPENING in & on their sexually charged bodies, so that once the dust had settled, their satisfaction had been achieved through the acquiring of the only substance that could & would satisfy their force-of-nature, sexual cravings: baby batter from the cocks they worship, like the religious idols of old."
by FurrCoin June 10, 2023
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Gobble Copter

Its the meaning of somebody "Gobbling" (sucking) a lot of Cock
"Copter" stands for a person thats *hovering* on the search for new Cocks to enjoy

Definition by J.
L. is a "Gobble Copter"
by The Big Gobbler May 1, 2023
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Gobble Gobble

"Hey do you have that Gobble Gobble?"
by theclubhouse June 10, 2019
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360 gobble gobble

Giving someone very good head or oral sex
She gave that 360 gobble gobble type head😍
by That’s bitch. Pearllll March 7, 2020
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gobble chops

Your whole mouth when you relish every morsel or drop of delicious food and drink.
1. Your gobble chops were flying with abandon while you munched down on that buttered popcorn.

2. I saw a wake of kernels parting between your teeth as your gobble chops munched down on that buttered popcorn.
by Hobbitess June 11, 2013
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Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon
by Trem55 January 20, 2017
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