girlfriend

smth u 100% don't have and never will

carl: omg i got a girlfriend!

sam: lucky, i still haven't gotten one

carl : skill issue

by 00dd3y3 October 24, 2023

Girlfriend

someone who is slay and your bestie

Veronica: omg, hi Jessica!
Jessica: Hi Girlfriend!
Veronica: You look like Elephant Feces and smell like Dead FIsh
Jessica: WHAT THE-

by Jigglypuff2763 November 25, 2023

girlfriend

Woman in relation to the person she is dating.

Girlfriend.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Girlfriend

A amazing girl always there for u and she will stick by ur side no matter what u do. She is beautiful, perfect, Gorgeous, Stunning and she will love you forever. she will make u feel like a star because u are. She is funny and makes u laugh more then anyone. She is Cool, cooler then u which is a suprise. She is someone u need to take care of.

I love my girlfriend.

by Is this used June 8, 2024

girlfriend

something lesbians are better at getting than straight men

She and her girlfriend went to the park yesterday.

by InsOMNIac <3 March 8, 2026

girlfriend

What some people think is what life is all about and they fuck up their lives over it.

i need a girlfriend
true love will make up for my bills, lack of social life, and i will magically have a personality.

by Benjiinthe2020s March 9, 2025

Girlfriend

Honey, there isn't going to be a ME to date if whatever is going on with my skull keeps getting worse and I'm not going to save myself. I WILL sit here and die! So...

Hym "Girlfriend? I'm supposed to have, like, a pride of sister-wives running around somewhere... They are both sex-property AND sexy property. What the are NOT (though) is 'good at saving me.' That is clearly something at which they do not excel... Bad sister-wives."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2025