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plank minute

A unit of time based off of the plank, a painful core exercise which induces an extreme burning feeling in the abdomen. Just like the actual plank exercise, the plank minute seems to last forever.
Bill: Bro, chemistry felt so long today.
Mike: Yeah man, it was a whole-ass plank minute.
by Kick ass high hive January 27, 2020
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69 Minutes

A TV broadcast where pornstars interview with one another about their sexual experiences.
Each broadcast runs for 69 minutes (1 hour 9 minutes aka a sexaminute).
69 minutes is the best news interview on television.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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minute men

The Minute Men are a bunch of douchebags who sit around the U.S.-Mexican border shooting Mexicans who are supposedly stealing their jobs.

Instead of being angry at their greedy, profit hungry bosses who fired them, they just blame Mexicans for their troubles, even though Mexicans didn't steal their job or have any malicious intent. Their bosses are the ones they should really be pissed off at, not Mexicans who, like Americans just want to make a decent living for themselves and their families.
by Derek Zoolander August 24, 2006
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2 minutes

Imma break dis girl off wit da 2 minutes.


(Alton Roberts knows about this!)
by le-le September 25, 2003
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Fifteen Minutes

How much time Avril has until she's eating from dumpsters again.
*scrounges through dumpster*

"I thought it would last forever! I was soooo hardcore....ohhh, A half-eaten burrito!"

*munch munch*
by Patriot Games April 30, 2003
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Fifteen Minutes

amount of time when a poser or a wannabe shines
avril is taking a little more
by ghosterocksf October 29, 2003
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Mom minutes

When a mother figure exaggerates the amount of minutes you did or didn't do something. She makes it from the amount of minutes it actually takes and says more, this in itself is it's own antonym. Due to this can be understating or exaggerating something.
Mom: You were supposed to be home 30 minutes ago!

Son: I was supposed to be home ten minutes ago. I don't know why your clock runs on mom minutes.
by Jake145 August 10, 2012
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