-noun
1. any living being that does not share the genital structure of a male being, thus not sharing the same mental capacity or ability to empathize or care.
2. someone with a vagina.
3. a woman, female, or girl.
4. typically used when pointing out the general female population or a specific member of the female population in a derogatory sense.
5. the crotchal region of a female. "Your flat front is well groomed."
1. any living being that does not share the genital structure of a male being, thus not sharing the same mental capacity or ability to empathize or care.
2. someone with a vagina.
3. a woman, female, or girl.
4. typically used when pointing out the general female population or a specific member of the female population in a derogatory sense.
5. the crotchal region of a female. "Your flat front is well groomed."
"She has no concept of reality because she is a flat front." "Flat fronts are good at lying, deceiving and using their powers to manipulate."
by D. Miller September 5, 2007
Get the flat front mug.The theory that the earth is flat. Any one who says this is either stupid or drunk. We all know the earth is shaped like an Asian girl with big tits.
by High_AF October 18, 2018
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the act of stepping on the backs of other peoples shoes causing them to trip or completely loose your shoe.
"Yo, did you see that kid flat tiring that poor kid in the hall?"
-"Yeah dude, he completely lost his shoe and all the people were kicking it around..i felt really bad for him."
-"Yeah dude, he completely lost his shoe and all the people were kicking it around..i felt really bad for him."
by forkandspoon February 4, 2010
Get the flat tiring mug.Guy 1: Hey dude have a vanilla coke
Guy 2: Alright
Guy 2: AW SH*T ITS FLAT!
Guy 1: Bro, I hate flat vanilla coke.
Guy 1: Lets get some regular coke.
Guy 2: Alright
Guy 2: AW SH*T ITS FLAT!
Guy 1: Bro, I hate flat vanilla coke.
Guy 1: Lets get some regular coke.
by brettheawesome June 16, 2010
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by M_88 December 5, 2011
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Get the flat escalator mug.Flat Earth Society (Fervent Lunatics Allergic To Evidence And Rational THought) is a social group sharing an antiquated belief that the Earth's shape is a plane or disk. Known as flat earthers (FE), they accuse NASA and other space agencies of faking the images of Earth as seen from space, as well as every other space project, in an attempt to undermine the Word of God and to siphon government money for nefarious black projects. Anyone opposing their views or presenting evidence of a spherical Earth is deemed a government shill, disinformation agent, or sheeple.
1) "The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe!"
2) - "Scimandan? More like,
NOscimandan or SaTanDan, right?"
- "Bro, do you need to be really bad at
wordplay to become a member of
the Flat Earth Society?"
- "Shill!"
2) - "Scimandan? More like,
NOscimandan or SaTanDan, right?"
- "Bro, do you need to be really bad at
wordplay to become a member of
the Flat Earth Society?"
- "Shill!"
by UhtredsonofUthred March 3, 2019
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