fappetite

The urge to fap or masturbate

When i saw my mom in that porno, It killed my Fappetite

by The_ginger February 28, 2011

The Fappening

On September 31st, 2014, several Hollywood actresses' nude photos were put on 4chan's /b/ board. The ensuing amount of material made for a great Labor Day weekend.

Where were you when The Fappening happened?

by Neuromanticore September 1, 2014

Fapped eyes on

A sexual derivative of 'clapped eyes on' meaning to see someone attractive and immediately think about fapping/schlicking over them.

Example 1
Craig: I knew Mandy was the one for me the first time I fapped eyes on her.

Example 2
I just fapped eyes on the new girl at the gym, I know what I'm doing later...

by Bartholomew Swank April 23, 2013

Fapload

Fapload
faeplo:d

Noun

Faploading

Verb

Meaning.
A content uploaded intentionally for the purposes of sexual gratification which has been disguised as innocent but is clearly not.

Example: Amal argues that her thumbnail showing ample cleavage to attract males, the angle of camera and the choices of clothes were unintentional, that her video is just asmr, and that others are just perverted or sexually repressed, however, Amal knows she has purposefully made a fapload.

by Avi May 9, 2016

Fappin

To have a wank (masturbation)

I was fappin my dick in my bed last night

by Gaylad18 June 9, 2018

E-fapper

To boast about oneself or ones succeses on the internet. Can also mean to excessively discuss something to a level of detail which comes across as condescending, constantly pointing out how superior one is in terms of knowledge, moral standpoints and so on. Usually these people need to have the last word in a discussion for example on Facebook.

"Yo man remember that DJ kid we saw the other day on tumbler, his profile all about promoting himself to fuck and no other blog posts besides that?"
"Sure what about him?"
"I posted a pix of a dude with a huge penis on his blog, maybe he realizes that way what a big e-fapper he is".

" Geez, Martin is such an e-fapper, he always has some sort of avantgarde opinion on everything or his comment is so smartass that it kills the whole Facebook thread."

by Kski August 10, 2014

fapporn

To masturbate while watching pornographic material.

"I was checking my e-mail when I suddenly got horny, so I fapporned for half an hour."

fap porn

by Zozzone April 7, 2011