shit faced

so drunk that your head spins in a million directions and often causes the urge to take off clothing and screw till there is no tommorow

I got so shit faced I slept with a knome

by lalalakissmyass July 24, 2008

Barbarian Facial

A classic well deserved beating for those who are intentionally corrupt - punched real hard in the face many times over - beaten to a sickening ugly looking pulp - brutally hammered on the face into a state of horrific un-recognition by a party who hates you for any number of good reasons...

The corrupt official received a Barbarian Facial because he lied & cheated causing others to greatly suffer - a well deserved disfigurement according to the level of intentional deceitful actions - a special type of beauty treatment reserved for anybody who desires to appear just as terrible looking as the dark soul of their foul nature.

by Subterrainain Vampire May 21, 2008

Facial Tornado

You put a fan in front your girl's face. You turn the fan on and then ejaculate into the fan in turn giving her a massive facial.

Alexis wanted a facial but i gave her a facial tornado instead and she loved it!!

by Deathtacurl January 19, 2010

Facial Cum Slut

A female who just loves a mans cum some much they need it all over their face at all times of the day.

That Vicky is such a facial cum slut, she begged me to pull it out and cum all over her face, she fuckin loved it!!!

by A Da Monsta October 26, 2005

Redneck Facial

When, in the final momemts of giving a blowjob, the girl pulls back, SPILLING THE BEER that was balanced on top of her head, mixing beer and bukkake.

Southern girls get Redneck facials during the week more than the weekend.

by Darkcobra May 1, 2009

Book-Faced

When you leave your facebook open and your friends post updates/change pictures.

Did you hear Kellen loves the cock? He posted it on facebook!" "Nah, Jared Book-Faced the shit outta him, although he may still love the cock anyways...

by Bonzo321 July 8, 2010

Fucked Up Facial

Normally only done in pornography, when a man or multiple men, ejaculate on a woman's face completely covering it in semen.

Since it was her first porn, Mary let all three men give her a fucked up facial to show she is up for anything.

by Porn-Off January 6, 2011