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Econocide

The act of committing suicide as a result of bad economic conditions.
The President of the company committed econocide after the economy worsened.
by Garrett Graff April 23, 2009
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Econerd

People who by nature of their naivete, drive hybrid autos, enjoy the odor of their flatulence, (Oops, that was originated by South Park) and generally are so delusional as to think they are superior to everyone else. They also are firm believers in AlGore's preachings (disregarding the fact when taken into comparison with other individuals, Mr. Gore contributes more to the alledged environmental problem.)they also fall for the stories of numerous Hollywood types who claim they are environmentally conscious.
I find it real interesting how fakes like DeCaprio appeal to the econerd when they see him driving his Prius, but little do they know he is driving it to his private jet-what a bunch of tools!
by Tiberius1701 September 1, 2008
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Economic Sodomy

A serious financial screwing involving a large sum of money. The victim is usually subjected to infernal bureaucracy and/or irrational and unethical corporate practices.

Those who commit economic sodomy have some of the same traits found in serial rapists and serial killers: Ruthless, self serving, narcissistic, psychopathic, sadistic thinking/ideals/behavior.

This heinous crime is often perpetrated by big corporations, financial institutions, their representatives and affiliates, the legal system and all of its minions (attorneys included), unscrupulous medical practitioners, insurance companies, towing companies, shady repairmen of all trades, various government offices and scores of self proclaimed "experts."

The perp(s) may, at any time, be in collusion with your psycho ex, your baby's mama, your backstabbing kinfolks, or your criminal accomplice. The perps often work together behind the scenes and will cheerfully gang bang you without warning.
Recently, citizens of south Louisiana were economically sodomized by the oil industry.

LaSonya put me on child support and that ain't even my kid! I gotta get a DNA test so I don't get economically sodomized!

Denny's had my car towed for no reason, now I got to pay $1500 to get my car! That's economic sodomy!

The doctor told me I had appendicitis; turns out it was just gas! He was gonna economically sodomize me!
by BlueDingo June 24, 2011
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Moneyless economy

An ecomomy that dose not use money. Instead of money it uses a grading system where a person works to reach a higher grading and your grading level determines what you can get in materal goods.
It is a new system but has a large number of surporters who believe that humanity would be better off if they could get rid of money.
What do you think about a moneyless economy?
by Deep blue 2012 February 10, 2010
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economical buzz

An inexpensive way to get mildly intoxicated. Start with a cheap plastic bottle of booze, or a case of cheap light beer; then go slow.
I had a coupon for a free fountain drink, then I poured in a little cheap vodka to get an economical buzz.

We rushed a 30-pack from the pharmacy to the fridge. All of us got an economical buzz that evening watching the game on TV.
by yes juanito yes November 27, 2014
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Chris Economos

When someone fails at everything they do and tend to often trip and fall on their faces and take off their shirts.
Jimmy did the Chris Economos at a party last night and Maggie dumped him.
by allalongthewatchtower December 26, 2009
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High-Fluting Economist

1. An economist or talking head who sings the praises of the wealthy corporations while glossing over the miserable state of the working class. This would generally include the majority of all economists since only the wealthy corporations can afford to hire official excuse-makers.

2. Roughly, anyone who tells you to "whistle while you work".

3. One who plays the skin flute for his corporate daddies in exchange for Ass Tokens.

The word 'highfallutin' is based on a midwestern slang pronunciation of high + fluting or flutin'. The adjective is meant to humorously contrast the fancy and ghey sounds of a flautist (flute player) with the seriousness of everything else in the real world.
That high-fluting economist thinks he's really something special in his fancy suit and gold watch. He's just putting lipstick on a pig.

My boss has been listening to that high-fluting economist on Fox News and now he's got the Ayn Rand Effect so I could get fired just for showing up today.
by FLSqueezed July 21, 2011
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