email riptide

The effect large amounts of daily junk emails have over time as they drown out important emails, morph to defy spam filters, and ultimately lead to isolation of the recipient because they can't seem to communicate.
Email riptide was a major cause of their breakup but she just thought he ignored her emails because he didn't care about her.
by whatsthatagain May 30, 2023
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Email face blast

In direct email marketing, an email face blast takes place when a product promotion is sent out to a large number of targeted recipients simultaneously. Typically, this full-bore marking approach is used during in new campaigns introducing never before-seen products.
Jason: Email face blast is going out tomorrow on that new OTP promo.

Koyfie: Don't forget to send tissues along with that.
by Don's Johnson August 09, 2012
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An algorithm that determins the efficientcy of an email sent by one person to one or more recipients with no body text but just a subject line. AN efficient email will be no higher than 1000. This calculation is as follows

EMEF = ((SU + (REC*SU)) * .75)

Email Efficiency = Subject line count + (Number of recipients * subject line count)/ the percentage of people that read the email
EMEF (Email Efficiency Quotient) = ((SU + (REC*SU)) * .75)

So for your subject line of approximately 50 characters sent to 33 recipients would be (50 + (33*50)) * .75 = 1275.
by EOMGuy September 03, 2009
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email reconnaissance

n. an efficient survey of three or more days worth of past emails in one sitting. This strategy is used to catch up on the important business that those emails may require. May be employed either by the busy or the lazy.
"I need to take a half-hour to do some email reconnaissance."

"What are you talking about?"

"Well, I've not been paying much attention to my email for a while, so I just need to get the lay of the land and find out if there are any land mines waiting for me in the form of uncompleted tasks or neglected personal friends. After that we can go to the game."

"Weird. Why didn't you just say that you were catching up on your email?"
by somedude8000 August 28, 2013
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