A fat vampire like creature that takes the form of humans in order to get closer to their pet cats whom Eli sucks venom from. The Eli usually takes the form of an average kid who constantly tries to flex how much he goes to gold’s gym.
by DashCash December 20, 2019
Get the Elimug. by Notcoolkid101 November 12, 2019
Get the Elimug. Eli is the tyoe of that that will break your heart and not care at all. Someone who only thinks of themselves and no one else. He could care less about your feelings but expects you to care about his.
by Therealtruth.org August 19, 2019
Get the Elimug. A guy who will always have your back and is very loving and kind. He will always make you laugh when you are sad and hold you when you cry no matter what. He's usually a stoner that rides a skateboard and is a little protective. He has a one track mind and gets passionate about subjects he cares about to the point where it gets annoying. He is the kind of guy you don't wanna live without.
by i_like_dick_2000 December 6, 2018
Get the Elimug. total doucher, you meet the guy, he wears his hat so low, calling it “tilt” so far that he cannot see. he tries to put “-ski” after every word. plays hockey but sucks dick at it. thinks he gets girls but doesnt. somehow has a massive horse cock. if you meet a guy like this he’s an eli. total doucher.
by DrewFucksGirls May 23, 2018
Get the Elimug. I know this one guy named Eli. And let me tell you, he is the worst person EVER. He doesn't believe in vaccines or covid, he constantly takes off his mask indoors, and he is really dumb. Im sorry to every single Eli. Elis are really cool so im sorry from the bottom of my heart.
P.S.
He picks his nose too.
P.S.
He picks his nose too.
by Luciana1234 March 9, 2022
Get the Elimug. 