Dumpster Salad

Referring to a promiscuous girl who's a hot mess. A slut who doesn't care what people think about her. Most likely a barfly who frequently takes home random guys.

My friend went out with that girl and said she's a dumpster salad who'll sleep with any guy in the bar.

by Cletus Johnson July 27, 2016

dumpster midget sex

The act of sexual activity between 2 midgets or small people, typically in a dumpster.

Bro did you see that good stuff last night?
Yeah that sweet, sweet dumpster midget sex?

by Themememeister666 April 15, 2017

Dumpster Bump

When two unattractive people have sex.

"Dude, those two are definetely hooking up!"
"Man, what a dumpster bump."

by JJheffs June 17, 2017

dumpster fairy

A female with multicoloured hair and tattered Bohemian clothing, also referred to as a Crunchie. They are generally seen hanging around their Wookie boyfriends in the parking lot of a Phish concert or lolling about some public space. They sometimes make a living by selling knotted bracelets made from hemp string or objects they found dumpster diving.

Check out that dumpster fairy with the aquamarine hair. Why is she with that stinky Wookie? He must have concert tickets or really good weed.

by Hitchhiker42 May 5, 2018

dumpster hire

A newly-hired (or promoted) employee who eventually displays their ineptitude and lack of experience/qualification for the job.

I can’t believe they gave Timothy the team lead role. He’s a complete dumpster hire!

by Bassam March 8, 2018

Dumpster Dive

In search of treasure, you Google your ex and are sucked into a black hole of a tireless hunt through all of social media, emerging hours later with NOTHING BUT HOT GARBAGE and a defeated, lonely heart.

Don’t drink and dumpster dive; you’ll find out they’re either married or terrible and neither will make you feel better.

by Mademoiselle_Quinn April 4, 2020

dumpster hole

The inevitable result of the colloquial dumpster fire in which the physical or metaphorical steel floor has completed melted and deposited the contained pile of shit on the underlayment. See also SNAFU, Trumpster, and Upwork.

President Trump's re-election campaign has fallen into dumpster hole.
Upwork.com's management has turned the platform into a dumpster hole.

by firescue17 June 24, 2020