A bowel movement conducted while "on the clock" at work. Normally a good Company Dump takes longer than it should and can be used to avoid work assignments or meetings.
by Extra Large Huevos - ELH September 8, 2013
Get the company dumpmug. by dj shitdog October 24, 2007
Get the funny dumpmug. The act of giving or serving unwanted alcoholic drinks because they’re expired and/or awful to unsuspecting guests. The act results in a feeling of relief because there is now more room in the refrigerator for fresh, delicious alcoholic drinks. Additionally, a feeling of joy will occur simply by giving away shitty drinks to shitty guests.
Those filthy bastards Pat and Jeremy invited themselves over, so let’s fridge dump the Bud Lime Uncle Don brought three years ago on them.
by Zachzilla August 18, 2020
Get the fridge dumpmug. When individuals who tend not to fart abruptly in public use the toilet for a #2 Job and as a result of holding it in, a sound familiar to that of a 50. Caliber machine gun occurs, capable of ripping apart the porcelain lining of the common toilet.
Holy cow! did you hear that Lehman dump in the room beside us?! I thought we were under attack!
Yeah Mitch's dump was a definite Lehman dump.
Yeah Mitch's dump was a definite Lehman dump.
by Birdman117 March 11, 2010
Get the Lehman Dumpmug. When your headed to the bathroom at the fastest possible speed while at the same time not shitting yourself
by Wild-bill December 13, 2017
Get the dump dashmug. Blasting spudge. Either within the warm confines of a "friend" or spraying into socks, towels onto floors, sheets or various plumbing egresses.
by FatdogTavern December 15, 2015
Get the seed dumpingmug. when you gotta take a dump so bad that it sounds like a group of Afgani's charging a american military outpost.
by nigger block October 26, 2012
Get the Afgani dumpmug.