dechenne

to pick every last morsel of meat off a carcass, letting absolutely none go to waste.

boy, dad sure dechenne'd that turkey.

by metal molly March 3, 2011

douchenheimer

step above a normal douche bag going even further towards living a long and lonely life because you are so douchey.

wow...rocky is such a douchenheimer, what kinda douche bag would shit on their dog?

by the wood1 March 8, 2011

Duchebaggeryness

The vibe you give off when you are a duchebag

When people are asses they have that duchebaggeryness about them

by Lawdedoda May 3, 2011

duche-atopia

A snob party. A gathering of duche nozzles. A party where all the people are trying to show up each other through their clothes, cars, their money, and their education attainment. A very boring party full of uninteresting people.

Sam: "Did you go to Charlton's party last night?"
Will: "Yeah, but everybody there was a total snob, just like Charlton.

Sam: "Total duche-atopia, right? I told you not to go."

by vordmeister June 12, 2011

Doucheneese

a nationality that acquires a set of fake testicles, by influence of either alcohol or throne room.

Why does Shinobi being such a prick lately? Why is he constantly bashing mini when he is obviously smaller, and not so KoC savvy?

Well, its cause he is Doucheneese.

by KoC Reaper July 5, 2012

Doucheneck

T shirt buying sabotaged when you pick up a seemingly perfectly good T-shirt in a shop, go to try it on and then discover that the neck hole is super-wide exposing half your chest - thus making you look like a roid-munching D-Bag from Geordie Shore.

"I was about to buy a wicked T shirt in a shop, then I tried it on and saw it had Doucheneck. Now I'm off to stab Ed Hardy in both eyes."

by spafflizard May 21, 2013

duchess of cunt

Similar to Cuntess, except a duchess of Cunt exhibits traits akin to her Duke of Cunt, essentially completing a pair of royal Cunts.

'Hey bro did you see that uptight chick walking around acting all hoe with that Clark Kent looking dude?'

'Yeah man, she's part of that Duke and Duchess society with him. You know, like the Duchess or something.'

'That's some Class A bitch. She's like the Duchess of Cunt.'

by BANTERvPREDITOR October 17, 2013