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She'd drain a bag

It's what you say when you see a hot sheila, and is also another way of saying, "I'd fuck her".

Drain a bag = drain ya balls
Two dickheads takin a stroll at the shops and one of em spots a hot sheila.

Dickhead #1: "oi! Shes fuckin hot ay!"

Dickhead#2: "awwwh fuck yeah cunt, she'd drain a bag!"
by Borkie December 19, 2019
mugGet the She'd drain a bagmug.

Money Drain Patrol

Not to be confused with "Money Drain" (an incompetent woman shopping for their one planned item, but leaving with 10+ items continuously), nor used independently or by pairing the former duo with "Patrol" (which is snatching pencils from nerds), "the" Money Drain Patrol are large groups of workers that are tied to any organization where the primary objective of said organisation is to take people's money via "anti-services" (definition pending), without the use of compassion, common sense or discretion.

Such organisations include, but are not limited to, City Council Groups, Airports and Taxi Companies.
"I had to pay $200 for my oversized bag, guess who? None other than the Money Drain Patrol, standing there smiling, delighted to shit over my day and empty my pockets over one centimeter"

"Getting a taxi is such an anti-service, just another excuse for the Money Drain Patrol to earn a dishonest dollar by shitting on my wallet - I only like 1km away and it took an hour"
by Mr. Straight Def October 5, 2021
mugGet the Money Drain Patrolmug.

laugh like a drain

To laugh like a crazy ass bitch that everyone around you get uncomfortable
The joke made him laugh like a drain!
by iayman90 May 27, 2016
mugGet the laugh like a drainmug.

Down the fuckin' drain

A common saying when you're pissed about something you lost or broke.
FUCK! My fuckin bike is broken! Great, 1500 dollars down the fuckin' drain!!!
by jay gee November 28, 2020
mugGet the Down the fuckin' drainmug.

drain the main vain

as in you need to go urinate(av a piss).
B: aw ive drunk too much. coming to drain the main vain?
C: yer sure...
by gareth matthews February 1, 2007
mugGet the drain the main vainmug.

snake her drain

I'm headed over to her house later to snake her drain if you know what I mean.
by JustAnotherCouple January 31, 2017
mugGet the snake her drainmug.

draining the bildge water

I've got to leak the bildge water so bad! or Sorry I'm late I was draining the bildge water.
by Erik Schnelle December 28, 2007
mugGet the draining the bildge watermug.

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