TrueCrypt encrypted device for safely storing pornagized porn to avoid getting caught by parents when not orgasming or a safety net when boxers are around feet when orgasming
TrueCrypt encrypted device easily carried in jerking shorts to share porn or watch with friends
TrueCrypt encrypted device easily carried in jerking shorts to share porn or watch with friends
It doesn't matter if the drive can be concealed from parents as only you can decrypt the porn drive to use it: TrueCrypt allows for a false exterior container to "show" there's no porn in it, and an interior container with different password for the porn you and your friends will use for your daily seven and better couch jerk.
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