doodicules

noun
Molecules of human feces, often accompanied by farticles. Sometimes inhaled in evaporated form when entering a recently used restroom, these microscopic remnants of shit can be found on almost any household or office surface, including door handles, faucets, refrigerators, pen caps and keyboards.

Guys, I can still smell Ron's doodicules in the bathroom after he blew ass.

by Jim Sammartino May 17, 2008

dood

a word used when you want to exhibit excitement

dood that sounds fun - lets do this

by shaggymorphism November 18, 2021

doodlebug

1) the larval form of the antlion (also spelled ant lion), also known as a backward bug or backwards bug. It is a true insect.

2) the pill bug (a crustacean, not an insect- Order: Isopoda). Its various species are found all over the world. English slang names include: roly poly (spelled many ways), doodlebug, woodlouse, woodbug, armadillo bug, ball bug, bowling ball bug, hardy back, potato bug, slater, chuggy pig, butcher boy, carpenter, cheesybug, cheeselog, daddy gamfer (also spelled daddy gampfer), beetle bug, and Granny Grey. The most common slang names in America are roly poly and doodlebug.

3) the sow bug (also a crustacean in the Order Isopoda), which looks much like the pillbug, except it can't roll up. It has some of the same slang names as the pill bug.

1) The child dropped an ant into the doodlebug's pit, and watched in facination as the sand monster grabbed it.

2) The doodlebugs rolled up into tiny balls each time the children flicked them with their fingers.

3) Maxie caught a doodlebug that couldn't roll up.

by livzalotz July 1, 2006

doodle flop

an adjective meaning "not worth a damn."
originating in the south.

My husband can't clean a house worth a doodle flop.

by Roxie October 19, 2004

doodle fluid

Fluid, usually white and found in the morning coming out of the penis

I had a wet dream last night, and i woke up with doodle fluid in my boxers

by JordyJordy July 15, 2007

doodle level

The measuring scale for determining how boring a specific class is based solely on the amount, size and complexity of doodles in one's notebook. Usually measured from little hearts, stars and other geometric shapes (lowest) to complete civilizations and detailed replicas of museum pieces (highest).

Yesterday in History of the Middle Ages the doodle level was critical, I swear I almost drew the freaking Mona Lisa.

by outlaw pr October 12, 2010

Doodie Pumps

It is a word that is used to describe that friend with a big chin that loves to drink way to much beer.

Friend: Oh man do you want to talk about it.

You: Na man, just stop being a doodie pumps.

by funkshen December 19, 2011