dinky donker

When a man attempts to enter a woman's vagina with a flaccid penis and fails.

I wanted so badly to have sex with her, but sadly all I could give her was a dinky donker .

by LilAngelFck November 3, 2015

Dinky

The biggest troll of all time.

God damnit Dinky! You're being such a dinky

by Milady0908 August 11, 2017

Doink

Another word for a spliff or joint.

That fat cunt said that he smoked some big D O I N K S in amish

B I G Doink. Gang

by DiamondMiner95 November 18, 2017

doinka

A British saying of your rude or mean person and only care about yourself.

Bob says"That dude over there is rude and never shares" Billy responds with "I know he is a fucking doinka mate."

by Pussy Smasher Og 360 No scope February 1, 2018

Doink

A doink is a marijuana filled blunt or joint, although it originates from the word joint.

Hey pass the doink
Let’s roll a doink
Who’s got the doinkage

by ra1nes May 27, 2018

donkynitoss

when your donkey eats bad meat they have donkynitoss

I had to bring in my donkey because he has donkynitoss

by Queen Bee buzz buzz June 8, 2018

Drinky Midiinki Dink

Used to drink liquids such as tea and water. Americans call it a cup.

Guy 1: It just annoys me when those pesky Americans call a drinky midiinki dink a cup
Guy 2: I know, right?

(start laughing, drink tea and go about their day)

by CATSARECATS!)! August 24, 2018