Lead pipe deal

A lead pipe deal is a deal that is so good that there is no way the agreement came around consensually; the person would have never parted with the item that is the subject matter of the transaction without you having used force

"You got that 2017 BMW for $ 5,000 ?" "Yeah, dude--isn't that a great deal?" "Yeah, man--that's a lead pipe deal."

by Campbellcamel August 26, 2017

Bob The Dealer

Bob the Builder is a member of a gang/mafia. He has murdered Scoop, Muck, Dizzy and Rolly, thus intimidating Lofty and Wendy into joining his "Crew". When Bob is with his gang, he has so much fun. This is because they work together to get the drug delivery job done. He sells the drugs to Pilchard, Bird, Travis and Spud as they "play" and take drugs together like good friends should. This is subtly hinted throughout the opening theme of the show "Bob the Builder".

Person 1: *Buys some glue*
Person 2: "OMFG u r in league with Bob the Dealer"

by Bright Whisker July 21, 2018

Blumpkin Dealership

When one conquers a Wal-Mart Superstore by receiving a blumpkin in every stall in the bathroom. This task must be completed in one day and every dump cannot be flushed so they are all on display. Hence the name "dealership".

Jacob: "I gotta use the restroom bro."
Cole: "Your going to have to wait, Micah has a Blumpkin Dealership here."

by Teddy Huckstible September 8, 2011

sealed the deal

When you have been dating someone for a while and you finally have sex

Hey Tommy, I finally sealed the deal with Sarah this weekend and it was definitely worth the wait!

by Brewtownbadass July 10, 2017

Deal me in

A phrase used while playing "Super Mario Bros" requesting another player to pop the bubble you are in

guy: Bro deal me in before you die
other guy: Nah brotha I got this

by Staceysmom63 June 18, 2017

panty dealer

PAN-tee DEE-ler (n) - a gentleman who sells his significant other's soiled undergarments to other gentlemen for fun and profit.

"I heard Justin bought himself a new TV, seems he's quite the successful panty dealer."

by mr & jb September 3, 2006

rape-deal

An expression most commonly used to describe a situation in which someone who has gotten the worst part of a formal or informal agreement.

John says, "Dude, I made 5 cookies. I'll eat 4, and you can have the last one."

Kevin replies, "awww that's a rape-deal".

by Nomack November 16, 2013