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Detroit Handroller 

The sexual act first performed in Detroit in which a man takes a shit on a woman's hand, which then the woman then rubs the feces all over her hand her hand and proceeds to give the man a hand job. Afterwards, the woman then aggressively gives the man a BJ which smears the shit all over her mouth.
Mr. Seddon was pleased when his student, Paulina Guzik, gave him a nasty and pleasuring Detroit Handroller.

detroit divorce 

When a woman wants a divorce from a man and he objects, she shoots him, and he accepts.
My granny gave my grandfather a Detroit Divorce. It was hard for women to get a divorce if the husband didn't want it, so she shot him in the ass with her gun and moved back here to Tennessee.

Detroit Bait Pile 

A crack rock, or crack rocks, placed in a conspicuous place within the city limits of Detroit, with the intent of attracting a particular kind of prey.
You: Holy biden in a crack orgy, Dan! Is that a Detroit bait pile in your yard? I thought baiting in the Lower Peninsula was illegal!
Dan: Nothing's illegal in Detroit, dude. I printed over fifty thousand ballots last week and they're still asking for more.
Detroit Bait Pile by plandemic_hoax November 10, 2020

Detroit Microwave 

"Yo man, where's your microwave from?"
"Detroit"
"Yo man, That's a fuckin Detroit Microwave"
Detroit Microwave by SillySausage42 September 4, 2022

Detroit Sunroof

A variant of the Chicago Sunroof where instead of defecating through a sunroof, you pour a tub of piss through a sunroof.
"Nelly pulled a Chicago Sunroof on my Camaro so I pulled a Detroit Sunroof on his Volkswagon".

Detroit 300

A group of good Citizen's joining together to take back the volent streets of Detroit.
If you want to beat up a old WWII Vet in a gas station parking lot and steal his car, you better make sure the Detroit 300 don't catch you. If they do you will be on your way to the Hospital with a bump or two on your head.

Detroit oil change 

When your side girl is a squirter and you bottle up her sweet pussy juice to take home as a bottle of lube to use on your wife on the same night.
My wife is running a little rough lately. I'm gonna try giving her a Detroit oil change tonight to keep her running smooth.