daily

A woman who comes to clean the house each week day.
She is usually employed by upper/middle and upper classes

My mum used to have lengthy conversations with the daily
when they were having their mid morning cuppa.

by St. Ias October 2, 2005

dialfuck

Slang for dial-up internet.

I wish I had cable, but all I have is stupid dialfuck.

by h3rsh3y March 14, 2005

DILF

Dork i'd like to Fork

That Lisa is such a DILF ( dork i'd like to fork)

by GRAHAMIE January 2, 2013

dail

The biggest FAIL of them all. "Dail" is an attempt to type "Fail" but missing the 'f' button, which leads to one of the most embarrassing and ugly fails possible.

That video of the kid getting a wedgie after climbing the fence was an EPIC Dail !!1

Dude, you are an epic dail

by The Griz Brotherhood October 31, 2009

daily show

satirical news show on comedy central with jon stewart that is extrememly witty.

Hey did you watch last night's daily show? that was hillarious!

by Samanthabee March 19, 2006

daily doer

Someone who has smoked weed everyday, at least once a day, for three months or more.

I smoke weed everyday, I am a daily doer.

by cardiovasculator November 15, 2011

Twice Daily

Twice daily as in the number of blow jobs your girl friend/wife should be giving you each day. Used when 'blow job' (or one of the many synonyms) wouldn't be appropriate.

Josh: How are things going with Sarah?

Mark: Great! She even looks me in the face during my twice daily!

by Shin Moses October 20, 2008