The "Philosopher's Drug" is the metaphorical drug that affects the mind of those that are philosophical or psychologically analytic. The drug cannot be induced by any means that a regular drug could. The drug is stored within philosophers' cerebral cortex (a part of the brain that partakes in the process of reasoning and logic).
The stored drug is then released between the times 9:00 PM - 12:00 AM. The drug enhances philosophers' ability to reason and allow them to trudge through the most unrealistic debates. The drug wears off at 12:00 AM due to lack of resources. The cerebral cortex then begins to regenerate and store "the Philosopher's Drug" for the next 21 hours, before releasing it in the philosophers' blood stream for another (approximate) three hours the next night.
The Philosopher's Drug only applies to those who are considered philosophical. There is no "self-diagnosis" to having or not having this drug. It takes another mind to determine whether your cerebral cortex produces the drug or not. Once determined, the decision is final.
The stored drug is then released between the times 9:00 PM - 12:00 AM. The drug enhances philosophers' ability to reason and allow them to trudge through the most unrealistic debates. The drug wears off at 12:00 AM due to lack of resources. The cerebral cortex then begins to regenerate and store "the Philosopher's Drug" for the next 21 hours, before releasing it in the philosophers' blood stream for another (approximate) three hours the next night.
The Philosopher's Drug only applies to those who are considered philosophical. There is no "self-diagnosis" to having or not having this drug. It takes another mind to determine whether your cerebral cortex produces the drug or not. Once determined, the decision is final.
Mark, stop talking about all this "new age of enlightenment" crap, it's the philosopher's drug kicking in.
by NovaQuoQubaLeo February 22, 2012
cry of fear has some sweet simon drugs
by plushmon April 30, 2018
What pharmacies used to be called before the term “drug” was related to illegal narcotics. They are still around in some places, and most aren’t limited to selling medicine. They sell stuff such as locks, chewing gum, tape, and sometimes frying pans! They are a common place for small children with red hats to buy yo-yos.
When I got the flu, I needed to turn my prescription in to the only drug store in the state because my doctor is strange and still thinks that he’s in the 90s.
by Kopper0625 January 26, 2020
When you are stopped by a police and if they say are you on drugs u or alcohol you say what is drugs
Police: Where you from
Armo: I'm from Hollywood California Yerevan
Police: Are you on drugs or alcohol
Armo: No sir
Police: Do you take drugs or alcohol
Armo: what is drugs
Armo: I'm from Hollywood California Yerevan
Police: Are you on drugs or alcohol
Armo: No sir
Police: Do you take drugs or alcohol
Armo: what is drugs
by Lonewolf8911 August 12, 2018
(n.) The aural hallucination of distant music or talking experienced by the drug user after a big weekend.
by Mrs Pepperbottom November 24, 2017
Like a drug dog but much cheaper and more expendable than their canine counterparts. like drug dogs you cut open there stomach and inside, store ilegal narcotics. Very cheap, very effective, and most of all, very funny
Dealer 1: So, you get the dog into the country?
Dealer 2: na man
Dealer 1: you said you had the stuff!
Dealer 2: i do, meet tyrone, my finest drug-wog
Dealer 2: na man
Dealer 1: you said you had the stuff!
Dealer 2: i do, meet tyrone, my finest drug-wog
by chubby thy legend September 19, 2009
Drugs that are found on the ground, usually at Electronic Music Dance shows. They can be either in a bagged or out in the open state.
When I was up near the stage I looked down and found these floor drugs. I'm going to have the best night of my life!
by Adnatviek October 05, 2013