curious ostrich

1) When a man sticks his penis into an unknown environment and would prefer not know what it was that he stuck his penis into. 2) When a man sticks his penis into the sand because there is little else that can provide same level of friction that one gets with sand. 3) On a night so debaucherous that one would swing their penis in the air and bury it anywhere like they just don't care, but the next morning they are kinda curious as to where their penis has been the night before.

Dude what happened at the petting zoo?!?! I don't want to know, though I have a feeling it was a curious ostrich kind of night!

Beach week was epic while I did not hook up with anyone I did pull a curious ostrich!

Holy fucking shit with everything that happened last night I am one curious ostrich; as my dick has bumps all over it and it burns when I pee!

by Taco Corp November 14, 2013

Cularious

When something is cute but you can also find something hilarious about it

When Stephan and Savannah were sitting on the couch writing love letters to each other on Facebook it was so CULARIOUS!!!

by Cooper Redbeard February 1, 2014

Curious Gopher

Noun: The act of accidentally shitting during sexual intercourse.

OMG Becky! I totally had a curious gopher last night while Ron was driving me to pond town. I'm so embarrassed!

by CheeseMonkey November 7, 2014

Curious George

When you're beating off and dildoing your ass with a banana.

We caught chase beating off curious George style, he transferred shortly after.

by Skinny Pete April 17, 2015

curious cunt

A female who has sex with many people, usually when in a relationship.

Cindy cheated on Tom again, she sure has a curious cunt!

by Lady runner 225 June 2, 2016

curious irishman

Before having sex, each partner must consume a good sized Reuben sandwich, 2 pints of Guinness and a shot of Irish whiskey. The smells the ensue are sure to create some curiosity.

After reading this definition, Vicky questioned why she married a curious Irishman.

by boredatwork696969 January 19, 2018

curious james

The act of one Male performing oral sex on another Male while keeping his eyes closed so they can claim it's not a homosexual act.

He was caught performing a curious James.

by Adolf Hernipoles December 12, 2018