Where do cows come from mommy?

This question is a famous question asked by little boys and girls. When asked this question, play it safe and answer, "The bull cow takes his giant dick and shoves it in the girls cows fat pussy until he cums all over inside. Let nature takes it course, and after 9 months, if the bull didn't where protection like the girl said to, they have an mistake to deal with."

"Where do cows come from mommy?" said little Angelina.
"How the fuck would I know?! Now go do your fucking homework bitch." said mommy.

by Where the frogs February 24, 2017

Putting the cows out to pasture

To manually stimulate male genitalia to ejaculation through a pump-action maneuver.

After a particularly rough day at work, Watkins was found putting the cows out to pasture so as to relieve stress.

by EMCEE3PO June 4, 2018

crusty croissant

performing the sexual act with a woman whose vagina is unbelievably dry and covered in questionable scabs.

Ewww, I can't believe I just ate that crusty croissant.

by TwinSouth October 13, 2008

Cows

1: A black and white mammal. The most popular source of milk. Some people eat cows, but there is a movement of people who go against this. These people are vegetarians, and they don't eat ANY type of meat. There is also a movement of people who don't eat meat or anything produced from an animal (including cow milk), due to the amount of abuse the animals or the animals' children go through. For example, to get a cow to milk it must have babys, but the farmers want extra money and need more milk, so they kill the baby cows and sell their meat.

2: A Sony fanboy. These people like the {PS2 and PSP more then other systems. They tend to say negitive things about other consoles.

1:Vegetarian "I can't believe people kill cows for food!"
Meat eater: "Well it tastes friggin' good!"

2: Tim: "Yesterday some cow dissed me and my bro 'cause we were playing a multiplayer
Super Mario 64 DS game, but we dissed him back!"
Jack: "Same thing happened to me yesterday, only we were playing Meteos!"

by Zsky2 August 26, 2005

cows

Used to describe unusually large calf muscles on a person due to obesity, exercise, or heredity.

Derived from the knowledge that a calf is a small version of a cow.

Suzy doesn't have calves, she has cows!

by mtre August 20, 2006

Cows Blood

A mixed alchoholic drink known for it's viciousness. Typical ingredients are Makers Mark Whiskey, Three Olive Cherry Vodka, Grenadine, and actual cows blood.

I had so much Cows Blood the other night I tried to climb out my car window while it was moving.

by Steavis July 31, 2006

Cowsmop

An absolutely horrible person, often found playing Battlefield. The only good part of him is that he is pro at PC, but he is also racist, evil, and abuses animals. You should avoid this man at all costs, he can be characterized from a distance as he has not yet entered puberty.

Guy 1: He's so horrible!
Guy 2: I know, he's a Cowsmop

by Keyguyperson November 26, 2013