Cowsmop 

An absolutely horrible person, often found playing Battlefield. The only good part of him is that he is pro at PC, but he is also racist, evil, and abuses animals. You should avoid this man at all costs, he can be characterized from a distance as he has not yet entered puberty.

Guy 1: He's so horrible!
Guy 2: I know, he's a Cowsmop

Cowsmop by Keyguyperson November 26, 2013

cowsmop 

pro

lol, cowsmop

cowsmop by mopcow November 26, 2013

Cosmopygian 

The word Cosmopygian originated from the combination of the title of the magazine Cosmopolitan, which wouldn't let Sir Mix A Lot use their magazine title in his video, and the word Callipygian, which means having well-shaped buttocks. They thought it would be degrading to women as he talks about how he loves big butts. I think they were butt-tight conservatives.

A magazine that parodies Cosmo and supports his thesis at the same time, Cosmopygian. SuhWeet

Cosmopygian by TA159 September 5, 2012

cosmopolitician 

a person in political office who also poses for a spread in Cosmopolitan magazine.

Scott Brown is the first cosmopolitician to be elected senator in the state of Massachusetts.

cosmopolitician by stuartvision January 21, 2010

Cosmophile 

A single word to describe the overwhelming awe someone feels at the universe. Not just how pretty it is, but the incredibly complex processes that made it what it is today.

A love of the universe

Tim: Hey, you know what, the universe is freaking amazing!

Matt: Sounds like you're a cosmophile

Cosmophile by DiversityOfThoughts May 23, 2011

cosmopolitan 

A magazine that makes women believe that you can suck hundreds of dicks and not be a worthless whore as long as you wear nice clothes and expensive perfume.

Cosmopolitan has a new article entitled 'What Guys Really Want', written by some short, metrosexual, Puerto-Rican tosser whose views the editors erroneously believe represent the entire male population's.

cosmopolitan by SimboBimbo January 22, 2007

Cosmopolitan magazine

also known by some by "Cosmo" and "women's Bible"

magazine for the 18-35 mostly Caucasian female population, though teens and pre-teens read it as well.

teaches virtues and life lessons like "90 ways to please your man" and "How to make men want you."

can be incredibly funny, ridiculous or offensive depending on one's perspective.

has single-handedly set a particular type of woman back many years, defining women solely by their relationships with men.

I didn't renew my Cosmopolitan magazine subscription because the message it sends is horrible.

I read Cosmopolitan magazine every month. It's the only reading I do. Because of Cosmo, I can now give amazing blow jobs and dress to impress men.

Cosmopolitan magazine by margaretsanger December 26, 2005