crotchel hug

a highly explosive feeling a girl gets when physically aroused by a another person; an orgasm

melted cheese is 1/4 of a crotchel hug - being that melted cheese is oh so tasty

by Saber-Haygen July 29, 2008

crouching tiger

v. to administer a butt-whipping

Cut that out before I jump over this counter and crouching tiger your ass.

by ironpope November 7, 2003

liz crouchin it up

when you know a girl who loves bumping uglies with many a partner.. this is known as a total whore, slut, bitch, cunt, wench, dick sucke, loves anal.

any guy: (watching a girl gettign fucked) yo man shes liz crouchin it up

by brian bobby1 May 11, 2008

crouchy

A ginger haired man, that is of the pale persuasion.

Thomas Crouchy, Marine Commando.

by Jimbobgrandmaster August 27, 2007

Croucher Humour

The lowest form of lame humour. The kind of humour only funny to one self.

"I've been told i lost weight." Croucher-"Where did you lose it"

croucher humour

by croucherhumour February 18, 2010

Crotched

This is where a polevault noob jumps at the bar and gets one leg on each side. Thereby crushing his/her testes/lack-of-testes.

Pole vault veteran: "Dude the bar owned that kid"
Pole vault veteran 2: "Yeah man, he got crotched bad"
Pole vault veteran: "DAAAAAAMN!"

by idonotgotojudd June 2, 2009

Crochet

1) Directionless meandering; to walk or otherwise transport about without destination.

Every day between 3 and 4 PM one can spot Mitch crocheting about campus.

by Mitch Hansen April 14, 2006