courtesy cough

A cough added for "punctuation" during a long speech to prevent run-on sentences, or to prepare the speaker when s/he isn't sure of what to say next.

You know the speaker is bored when he makes one too many courtesy coughs.

by pentozali November 10, 2006

Cough Tag

When you're trying to show someone online that you are saying something under your breath, use the cough tag.

Joe: Duuuude, I got the awesomest iPod yesterdayy!!!!!
Bob: *cough* gay *cough*
Joe: Huh?
Bob: Huh?
Joe: Did you just use the cough tag on me?
Bob: Uh, no, that wasn't me.
Joe: But you- but- ugh.

by austinyb June 6, 2009

Smelly Cough

When a person (usually a woman) coughs to cover the sound of a fart, but cant conceal the smell.=, hence smelly cough.

Sandie: "cough" pffrrtt "cough"
KC: "oh man, you have smelly coughs again"

by Chizzy_McChizz December 22, 2009

cough on the cat

To commit an egregious yet ultimately benign party foul.

"Did you guys see Morgan pour beer on himself when he forgot he was holding a drink? Damn, talk about a cough on the cat..."

by Dead Tree Pride June 12, 2009

*cough* *flem*

What it sounds like when your grandpa who has smoked all his life coughs.

The dinner sure is good grandpa isnt it.
Ye..*cough* *flem*...sure is

by moonay November 23, 2009

Coughing Tramp

An arsehole suffering so much damage from a Meat Mouth it causes heavy bleeding and blistering.

"Gosh, that Meat Mouth I had the other day has turned into a Coughing Tramp now... it really hurts".

by Locus Fender July 19, 2007

i'm coughing

A term that is used for when someone is laughing so hard they begin to cough and sometimes the term can also be used to exaggerate the humor of such a joke / situation.

Jenna: Did you hear what Brad said last night, Jessica?

Jessica: No, what did Brad say?

Jenna: Brad was telling me about the time of when he got robbed by a Girlscout.

Jessica: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M COUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Daey August 3, 2016