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conkulate

Originally a slip of the tongue when Ante Up! host Scott Long meant to say, "calculate." The term has come to mean any ham-handed calculation of odds, especially pot odds in poker.
Sure, you can conkulate the odds that Chris won't hit
his flush in an AIPS event, but how well do you know your college hoops?
by Ante Up National January 10, 2008
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Corporate conservative

A politician who is more concerned with the interests of corporations, but the only reason they champion conservative values like "preserving the family" is to appeal to the conservative masses in order to distract them from their corporatist interests that will eventually screw over their constituents.
"Man, I really like that Mitt Romney guy. He really cares about family."

"You better realize he's a corporate conservative who hides his assets in the Cayman Islands, and he's playing like you like a fiddle..."
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tow the corporate line

Somebody who thinks anything that corporate thinks of is the greatest idea. One who acts as the mouthpiece for a company that really sucks.
Jerry used to be one of us but now all he does is tow the corporate line.
by hotrear August 25, 2010
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computater

what my friend calls his computer when it is broken.
That damned computater broke again!!!!!
by Ben Dover November 19, 2003
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Corporate Toast

A doomed or laughable corporate project/idea/presentation that was conceived and designed by management pinheads along with sales and marketing douchebags.

So named because it embodies a thick layer of management B.S. spread on to a generous slice of sales and marketing fail.
This powerpoint that Jason sent out is the greatest example of Corporate Toast I have ever seen. I can't wait until the project chokes on it and finally dies.
by Hy Pyke November 29, 2009
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Corporate Rain Dance

When it starts raining and everyone prairie dogs above their pod walls to stare hopelessly at the rain as if they've never been outside or experienced rain before.
Weather dictates a corporate rain dance around noon today.
by T2kizz January 10, 2014
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conjulate

Consummation and conversation intertwined.
We spent our mornings conjulating....

Man, its deeper than that fam - we don' just consummate and conversate - we conjulate!
by Cocoa Marcelle February 11, 2017
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