Originally a slip of the tongue when Ante Up! host Scott Long meant to say, "calculate." The term has come to mean any ham-handed calculation of odds, especially pot odds in poker.
Sure, you can conkulate the odds that Chris won't hit
his flush in an AIPS event, but how well do you know your college hoops?
his flush in an AIPS event, but how well do you know your college hoops?
by Ante Up National January 10, 2008
Get the conkulate mug.A politician who is more concerned with the interests of corporations, but the only reason they champion conservative values like "preserving the family" is to appeal to the conservative masses in order to distract them from their corporatist interests that will eventually screw over their constituents.
"Man, I really like that Mitt Romney guy. He really cares about family."
"You better realize he's a corporate conservative who hides his assets in the Cayman Islands, and he's playing like you like a fiddle..."
"You better realize he's a corporate conservative who hides his assets in the Cayman Islands, and he's playing like you like a fiddle..."
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Somebody who thinks anything that corporate thinks of is the greatest idea. One who acts as the mouthpiece for a company that really sucks.
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Get the computater mug.A doomed or laughable corporate project/idea/presentation that was conceived and designed by management pinheads along with sales and marketing douchebags.
So named because it embodies a thick layer of management B.S. spread on to a generous slice of sales and marketing fail.
So named because it embodies a thick layer of management B.S. spread on to a generous slice of sales and marketing fail.
This powerpoint that Jason sent out is the greatest example of Corporate Toast I have ever seen. I can't wait until the project chokes on it and finally dies.
by Hy Pyke November 29, 2009
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by T2kizz January 10, 2014
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We spent our mornings conjulating....
Man, its deeper than that fam - we don' just consummate and conversate - we conjulate!
Man, its deeper than that fam - we don' just consummate and conversate - we conjulate!
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