Klein Collins

Klein Collins is an annoying ass school with tons of pregnant bitches juulers crackheads and ugly ass vsco whores, there’s fine ass teachers tho so it’s ok

“she’s suck a Fucking slut” “oh she must go to Klein Collins”

by Longtittysucker October 17, 2019

Collin

An outright sexy beast. Good at sports, incredibly smart, and handsome, Collins are usually fun to be around. His only flaws are procrastination and shyness. He is very awkward around girls he likes, but will eventually get normal if he knows her well enough. He is always able to come up with a good joke, but is not very quick to think of them.

Girl 1: Boy, is Collin hot.
Girl 2: Tell me about it.
Girl 1: I wish he would just ask me out already.
Girl 2: It's going to take a while.
Girl 1: I know. *sigh*

by mothalova October 14, 2012

Colonel Sanders

The Colonel was one of the leaders of a revolutonary guerrila movement against livestock. Sanders was much like his communist counter part Che Guevera. Sanders, originally from Kentucky, rose to fame when he and his squad composed of Kentucky's finest fried chicken cooks launched a daring raid on old Wally Smith's farm. Smith, out numbered and out gunned, surrendered the chicken to Sanders and his rag-tag crew of chicken cooks. Upon hearing this General McDonald, who was the originator of the guerrila movement, promoted capitan Sanders to a full colonel in the guerilla army. General McDonald went on to establish the pouplar fast food joint McDonalds. Colonel Sanders went on the fine dining establishment we know today as Kentucky Fried Chicken or KFC.

Rupert: Even here in England that Colonel Sanders cooks some fine chicken.

Reginald:Indeed he does.

Rupert:God Save the Queen!

Reginald:And the Colonel too!

Rupert:...

by Ron Cassinger December 22, 2005

colon-cocked

stabbed in the starfish by a big hairy penis.

Eminem 'gasms when he gets colon-cocked.

by yellowboy July 27, 2005

Collings Lakes

A place to get some of that green shit.

A juggalo at Collings Lakes sold me a dime there once!

by Nak Nak February 17, 2009

colon

The bloated sack in which resides in the anus. It is blissfully restocked with gas, daily. The toxins in the gas are enough to render a snob unconscious. The gases are expelled on a daily basis from the anus approximately 15 times a day. 2 times if you are a gimboid. 30 if you work at a fast food retaurant.

My colon is feelin' great, thank you!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

colonblow

A maximum-strength laxative, not for the faint of heart. You will literally shit your guts out. The mucus lining your intestines will be removed.

"Poopin' Is cool"
"Have a crappy day!"

by Benny February 4, 2004