clown mustard

The substance that comes out of the man probe at the end of sexual activity.

Man my girl and I went on for hours, till the one eyed meat snake finally spit out some clown mustard.

by C.T. Kennedy July 30, 2007

clown crew

A buncha dudes looking to get lucky on a night out with girls by coming up to them and grinding indiscriminately. Said dudes have zero game and are usually seen sporting berets. At the end of the night, these sideline haters and end up douching it up with other haters

Yo, fool, look who rolled in; the biggest clown crew in the city. I'm gonna rip the beret of those mofos !

by hailbg February 6, 2010

Clown Brows

When women think its fashionable to remove their natural eye brows and either draw in or tattoo in fake eyebrows.

I was sitting across from this woman on a date and she had clown brows draw in...

by co198tom October 5, 2011

up and down clown

A person who can't get enough sex,or masterbates several times a day,the only movement they want to make,thier an up and down clown

He's a real up and down clown thats the fifth time today that he has jacked off.She can never give enough blow jobs a real up and down clown.

by woodpile January 25, 2010

clown

someone who acts out and who’s actions are that immature it’s a joke

Jamie bibby is a fat shaming, maccies hating clown and his very fit son should delete his social media accounts

by jamiebibbysnonce July 1, 2019

Clown Pie

Anytime you ejaculate and catch it in your hand and then smash it into someones face.

Sally jerks off Jeremy and catches his cum in her hands, and then smashes it into his face

Jack fingers Merry and catches it in his hands, then smashes it into her face.

Tyler jerks off into his hand, and then smashes it into Jacobs face.

by DirtySyko September 13, 2003

cock clown

n. a person who loves to be around the penis, pretty much a gay man

Ferdinan is always hanging around homosexuals, he must be a cock clown like them.

by Turd Burgler June 22, 2004